11/17/2025
FORMAL ADVISORY AND APOLOGY REGARDING UNAUTHORIZED EXCELLENCE. To all clients, partners, photographers, and any party otherwise affected:
We regret to inform you that Michael W. Rogers, who self-taught his way into this career, has been operating significantly outside of anticipated performance metrics.
Recent internal audits confirm that Mr. Rogers is now routinely producing cinematic, emotionally dangerous, and suspiciously professional images at quality levels previously reserved for individuals with formal degrees, extensive industry frustration, or significantly higher tuition costs.
As a result, we’ve received a concerning number of formal incident reports, including:
-Unwarranted, rapid increases in portfolio quality (Code: GLOW-UP 404).
-The unauthorized compilation of four (4) coffee-table book prototypes.
-Unauthorized implementation of a new pricing structure, apparently influenced by a minor relative.
A concerning trend of Las Vegas clientele, historically categorized as "photo-averse," are initiating multiple follow-up sessions and unsolicited referrals.
My original intention was to simply execute portraits and headshots with proper lighting and posing, entirely on my own terms. I did not expect to acquire University-level proficiency in a single weekend—the actual surprise was that it took 13 years.
The primary issue here is not my skill level, but the fact that the entire photography industry lacks the ability to look at ITSELF, and simply LAUGH at the supposed learning curve.
With cinematic regrets,
Michael W Rogers
Founder & Self-Taught Problem