The United Theater on Broadway

12/06/2024

Step back in time in our vintage powder room—a timeless nod to the elegance and allure of Hollywood’s golden age. ✨

                             

12/04/2024

Big news, Morrissey fans! The legend himself is coming to The United Theater for two unforgettable shows on December 28th & 29th!

Ticket presale opens this Thursday, Dec. 5, at 12pm - 10pm PST via the link in our bio, with remaining tickets available to purchase beginning this Friday, Dec 6, at 12pm PST.

12/02/2024

Step into Live Night with Cruising Bodies, Spirits, and Machines, an exclusive experience that merges art, innovation, and kinetic energy! Discover the powerful synergy between human movement and mechanical design, brought to life through mesmerizing performances, interactive installations, and a dynamic atmosphere. This unforgettable evening will captivate the senses as the rhythm of machines intertwines with the soul of artistic expression.

📅 Saturday, December 7th 
⏰ Doors: 6:30 PM | Show: 8 PM
🎟️ Get your tickets now for a night like no other at the link in bio!

11/25/2024

We live for nights like this. ✨

11/23/2024

Immerse yourself in a captivating blend of art, movement, and innovation at Live Night: Cruising Bodies, Spirits, and Machines! ⁠
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📅 Saturday, December 7th 
⏰ Doors: 6:30 PM | Show: 8 PM⁠
🎟️ Get your tickets now for a night like no other!

11/21/2024

The Simplex E-7 projector, this is a classic beauty has been illuminating screens for generations, bringing stories to life with every reel. 🎥

11/20/2024

Big news, comedy fans! The hilarious Dan Soder is coming to The United Theater on March 1st, and you can be there to experience the laughs LIVE!

Presale tickets are available Thursday, November 21, at 10 AM PST

General tickets go on sale Friday, November 22, at 10 AM PST

See the link in bio for more info!

11/19/2024

Are those sleigh bells we hear ringing? Get ready to groove into the holiday spirit with Kaskade Christmas! 🎄✨ From Dec. 19 to 21, Kaskade will bring his signature sound—soaring vocals, mesmerizing beats, and unforgettable melodies—to The United Theater on Broadway for 8 incredible shows. Named America’s No. 1 DJ, Kaskade knows how to turn up the festive spirit with his groundbreaking sets and uplifting beats. Don’t miss your chance to experience the holiday magic live!⁠
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📅 December 19-21, 2024⁠
⏰ Matinee: Doors at 2 PM | Show at 3 PM⁠
⏰ Evening: Doors at 7 PM | Show at 8 PM⁠
🎟️ Tickets are selling fast—secure yours now at the link in our bio!

11/18/2024

Get ready for two unforgettable nights as Chelsea Cutler and Jeremy Zucker bring Brent Forever: The Tour to The United Theater on Dec. 4 and Dec. 5! 🎶✨ Experience Chelsea’s heartfelt lyrics and Jeremy’s introspective vibes, all live on stage. From catchy anthems to emotional ballads, these two know how to bring all the feels. Don’t miss out on this special double-header!⁠
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📅 Wednesday, Dec 4 & Thursday, Dec 5, 2024⁠
⏰ Doors: 7 PM | Show: 8 PM⁠
🎟️ Tickets are flying—grab yours now at the link in our bio!

11/15/2024

Get ready for a night of hilarity as Comedy Bang! Bang! hits The United Theater on Friday, Dec. 13 at 7 PM. Join host Scott Aukerman, along with Paul F. Tompkins and the Comedy Bang! Bang! All-Stars, for an exclusive live show featuring a completely improvised version of the award-winning podcast. Expect unexpected laughs, quick-witted sketches, and the signature comedy that fans love. It’s a night you won’t want to miss!⁠
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📅 Friday, Dec 13, 2024⁠
⏰ Doors: 6 PM | Show: 7 PM⁠
🎟️ Tickets are moving fast—grab yours now at the link in our bio!

11/14/2024

Here’s to the stories that shape us, the voices that challenge us, and the moments that connect us. And so it goes, night after night.

11/13/2024

Join us on Saturday, November 16 at 7:30 PM for an evening with the master of satire, David Sedaris. Celebrated for his sardonic wit and incisive social critiques, Sedaris has become one of America’s preeminent humor writers. His bestsellers—including Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim—have enchanted readers worldwide with sharp observations on the human condition.⁠
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Don’t miss this rare opportunity to experience his unforgettable storytelling live on stage. With pieces regularly featured in The New Yorker and heard on NPR’s This American Life, Sedaris’s unique voice promises a night of laughter and reflection that’s not to be missed.⁠
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📅 Saturday, Nov 16, 2024⁠
⏰ Doors open at 6:30 PM | Show starts at 7:30 PM⁠
🎟️ Tickets are selling fast—secure your seat now via the link in our bio.

11/12/2024

Get ready to laugh out loud with as Woof! takes over The United Theater stage on Sunday, Nov. 24 at 7 PM! Gadsby’s Woof! promises to be the perfect mix of humor and that signature charm we all love. Don’t miss this unforgettable night of comedy!

📅 Sunday, Nov 24 2024
⏰ Doors: 6 PM | Show: 7 PM 
🎟️ Tickets are at the link in bio

11/07/2024

Stories are etched into every corner, waiting to be discovered.

10/31/2024

From the shadows of Hollywood’s Golden Age, Mary Pickford wishes you a hauntingly Happy Halloween. 🎃
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10/30/2024

Join us at The United Theater on Sunday, May 18, 2025, at 8 PM for an evening with the brilliant Nils Frahm! Immerse yourself in his captivating soundscapes and let the music transport you to new heights.
 
🎟️ Spotify Pre-Sale: Thursday, Oct. 31 at 9 AM PST - 11:59 PM PST (Password: PARIS) 
🎟️ Remaining Tickets: Go on sale this Friday, November 1st, at 9 AM PST

10/29/2024

Your voice, your ! 🗳️ ⁠
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Don’t miss out—cast your vote in the presidential election next week and make your mark. The future’s in your hands!⁠
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09/23/2024

Tickets on sale now!

Daft Punk's 'Interstella 5555' remaster will be screening for one-night only on Monday, September 30, at The United Theater on Broadway!

A Q&A with Pedro Winter & "special guests" follows with an after-party with Busy P of Ed Banger Records. Tickets go on sale today at noon: https://bit.ly/47FBeNi