SPITE.curiosities

01/16/2025

AVAILABLE FEBRUARY 10-14
6 of our THE DUTCH soft pretzels twisted into the symbol of love!
$10 each

Place orders the day before for anytime pickup at the GARAJ MAHAL, the following day!

01/14/2025

Get your orders in by Saturday at noon for pickup starting at 11am on Sunday!

01/07/2025

01/06/2025

GET YOUR ORDERS IN BY NOON ON SATURDAY!
Pick up starting at NOON on Sunday!
Perfect for folks on their way to the Linc!

12/16/2024

GET YOUR XMAS ORDERS IN BY THE WEEKEND FOR 12/23 AND 12/24 PICKUPS! WE HAVE EXTENDED THE DEADLINE TO SATURDAY AT MIDNIGHT!
Thanks for all your support!
For more info and pricing, see menu!

11/21/2024

Orders being taken until Sunday night! Pick up at GARAJ MAHAL

12 weeks ago I broke my wrists protecting myself from gravity & cement, you know the rest.
I didn’t think I’d have a shot at offering any kind of service for the rest of the year to you!
That cement mocked me everyday as I rehabbed to make my way back to you!
The haters and losers said I couldn’t do it.
They were all wrong. Choose with your stomach!
The only choice this year is SPITE.curiosities!

Pick up at the GARAJ MAHAL!
Pictures coming soon!

10/29/2024

12 weeks ago I broke my wrists protecting myself from gravity & cement, you know the rest.
I didn’t think I’d have a shot at offering any kind of service for the rest of the year to you!
That cement mocked me everyday as I rehabbed to make my way back to you!
The haters and losers said I couldn’t do it.
They were all wrong. Choose with your stomach!
The only choice this year is SPITE.curiosities!

Pick up at the GARAJ MAHAL!
Pictures coming soon!

08/15/2024

SO…
Who has 2 thumbs AND 2 broken arms?
This guy!

I was already taking it easy for last couple weeks for a shoulder issue and now I fell off a ladder like Hans Gruber from Nakatomi Plaza.

2 impact fractures on both radius later and I have made decision to shut down for rest of year to get my bones healed.

WE WILL RETURN…

07/15/2024

Who’s ready to get creamed?! SPITE’creamed, that is!

Come out to to try the first of our new ice cream confectionery line, SPITE’cream! We will be there July 20 with these and our regular menu from 4pm until kick off or later!

We took our JAMES BROWNIE and filled it with our garaj made vanilla SPITE’cream!

06/17/2024

🚨We’re going on vacation!🚨

We’ll be shut down for my favorite hobby: Leisure!Thursday 06/20 through Wednesday 06/26, we’ll be start in Ft. Lauderdale and travel by motor vehicle to Key West!

Hit me with some must eat, drink, or do in DMs!

06/07/2024

ANOTHER WORLDS LARGEST DELCOMATO PIE!

This time for a retirement, what will yours be for?

Contact us for full sheet Delaware County Tomato Pie!

Cold fermented focaccia base with crushed tomato, sesame seed, cracked black pepper, coarse sea salt, herbs de Delco; finished with balsamic honey glaze!

05/14/2024

We got a fun pop up this Saturday, May 18, for you! We’re taking you to church with our tribute to Uncle Baby Billy Freeman! Join us from 9 am until sell out for some simple hand held easy to walk with brunch items! We’ll be set up along the Aston Twp. Municipal Yard Sale Route at 111 Valley Green Drive!
Answer a Righteous Gemstone trivia question to be baptized with a free pretzel!

04/12/2024

We’ll have a few new desserts on Sunday
for sale!

If you know you are watching the match there take advantage of our Larimer Brewhouse away match preorder menu located in our highlights! Place order by Sunday morning for drop off at 1:30 pm just in time for kickoff!

ROSEMARY LEMON OLIVE OIL BABY BUNDT
HEY CHRONKIE WAY! (turtle Chronkie)
BLACK & WHITE COOKIE

03/29/2024

Don’t forget to join us Saturday, March 30 from 11 am to 2 pm for our brunch menu!
Then join us after the match for snacks!

03/20/2024

02/04/2024

🚨🚨The Bad Blood Special🚨🚨

Serves 8
60 swifties

Pick 2 pizzas and/or stromboli
Pick 2 tasty snacks
Pick 1 dessert

Just add beer!
Contact for more info!!