08/07/2022
Plannin' a Caterin'
In case y’all is wonderin’, I'm still floating on Cloud Nine after learning Friday morning that the path lab report on the sample they collected of the “spot” on my lung during my bronchopathy on Monday came back as Benign and not the dreaded malignant cancer I so feared. The Good Lord Above not only heard the multitudes of Prayers y’all have lifted for me but HE answered them for me as well. Thank y’all each and every one and help me give praise be to Him on High!
To try and keep my mind occupied while I was anxiously awaiting those Pathology lab results on my “spot”, starting on Tuesday morning I proceeded to work on formulatin’ the menu and build a BIG Grocery Shopping List for a lunch time catering I have coming up next Saturday in Greenwood for about 85 peeps. After getting the menu they wanted finalized and broken down into the items and ingredients needed for make each dish in the quantities needed, I spent all day Wednesday and Thursday and running well into the night sourcing and shopping on line and crunching the numbers for the food items and the various sundries that I will need for this catering I’m doing on 8/13 in Greenwood at the American Legion Hut on East Claiborne. It is for the 53rd Year of the Return from Viet Nam Reunion of the Veterans from the U.S. Army Reserve's 173rd Quartermaster Company (changed before their departure across the Big Water to a Petroleum Company) that was called up to serve on Active Duty during the Viet Nam "Conflict", the only reserve unit in Mississippi that was activated.
Under the leadership of their C.O., Captain John B. Looney, Jr,(now deceased) over 161 of our local young men from Greenwood & the surrounding area plus others that the army transferred into the Unit from other Army Reserve Units., were loaded up and sent to jungles and rice patties of southeast Asia to serve our country & fight in a war that we now know we had no business ever being in to begin with and, miraculously, every one of them returned home suffering no casualties.
After compiling and placing a sho’ nuff BIG Grocery Order with WallyWurl to be picked up Saturday, after conferring, with the BigBossLady in Charge of putting together this event, I had to go back and cancel part of the order because she wisely decided that she wanted me to make the banana puddin’ I was planning to serve sugar free. (which truly does makes a whole heap of good sense! An’ my "By tha’ Light of ah Delta Moon Puddin" that I was gonna make for them damned sho’ ain’t sugah-free by any definition!!)
The Final Menu for this year’s reunion is: Slow smoked over a split white oak fire "doctored up" a pair of large beef gooseneck roast** (45 lbs. of it total cooked like I would a brisket) served sliced with AwwJus Sauce & BigHawgh's Nippin' Jus' ah Bit HorseyRadish Sauce, Quarters of Yardbird*** also slow smoke roasted and finished of with a Sweet ‘n Savory Glaze. These meats will be sided up with Loaded Up Smasht’Taters, Nocha'Momma's GraanBaans, Fresh from tha' Garden, 3 kinds of Cut Off tha' Cob Corn & Otha Thangs Salad, an' ah Nekkid (no sauce added/ jus' tha' cut up fresh fruit.) Fresh Fruits of tha' Vines & Trees Salad with a Complimentary Sauce of mah Very Own Delta Smoothie Sauce. To wash evahthang down, they’ll have glasses of ice cold True Suthern Sweet Tea and even Un-Sweet Tea for the Un-Enlightened! They'll get served buttered-up, warm SistahShubert Rolls. And, lastly, to satisfy any of those guests with ah Sweet Toof Cravin', they get a choice of desserts of either a Good 'n Tasty Sugah Free 'Nanner Puddin for anybody with the diabetes or on strict sugar Free diet or a full-size restaurant pan filled with MizWoody's Lemon Ice Box "Pie" (I vastly expanded my Momma's Family Favorite Lemon Ice Box Pie recipe that made an outstanding, with ah real Egg white meringue, 10 in. Pie to make a full-sized restaurant pan one. This Big Boy takes 10 cans of Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk, 3 whole boxes of Nilla Wafers, the juice of 20 Fresh Squeezed lemons, 20 egg yolks, and 20 egg whites to make the meringue, plus LOTS of Sugah and a long time of Whuppin' & Beatin'! That will yield about 80 1-cup servings.
* I LOVE the convenience of being able to do my shopping on line, and then driving to pick it up where they bring it out and load it into my truck, without any of the troubles, hassles, or time wasted of pushing a buggy up & down the aisle of the WalMart or waiting in the long lines while attempting to check out!!!
** the Reason I'm cooking the Goose neck instead of Briskets is 'cause Brisket, which used to be considered a throw away piece of meat with a price around $1.50 per pound or less due to the difficulty of cooking one tender enuff to eat combined with the excessive amount (around 50% of the Total Weight) of inedible waste due to fat and tallow) now is selling for $9.00 and up per pound! The Goose neck roast is $4.50 per lb. and cooked right, taste just like brisket with the same look & texture and way less of a waste factor.
*** I have a source for non-GMO whole chickens like we used to could buy that weigh in at 3 lbs. per bird. at $2.10 per lb. that I buy and get split in half to cook, then separate the leg and thigh portion after cooking them. Less handling of number of pieces on the fire and gives me 4 serving or more of yardbird each consisting of two sections of whole breasties with the wing still attached and two sections of leg & thigh quarters. There might be more servings if someone wants to eat just a leg or just a thigh 'cause they separate easily with the thongs when you pick them up. The Sweet ‘n Savory Glaze that I apply close to the end of the cooking to finish off the Yardbirds is a mixture of Pineapple juice, Honey, and BigHawgh's Righteous Delta Rub for Poultry & Pork.