04/22/2023
So Snapchat has a AI chat bot. I asked it to write me a break up letter.
Dear [her name],
I hope you're doing well. I wanted to talk to you about something that's been on my mind for a while now. As much as I've enjoyed our time together, I don't think we're a good match for each other. The reason is simple: you never finish your french fries.
I know it might seem like a small thing, but it's something that really bothers me. I feel like we have different priorities when it comes to food, and that's something that's important to me in a relationship. I'm sorry if this comes as a surprise to you, but I hope you can understand where I'm coming from.
I wish you all the best in your future endeavors, and I hope you find someone who appreciates your unique approach to french fries.
Sincerely,
[Your name]