Bistronauts, we've had some fun over the years, and Finley has drank plenty of hot dog water, but this here brunch is our last and we're going to ask a favor of you all:
We want to see and serve as many of you as possible this weekend, so please don't linger too long after your meal. It's nothing personal, you gotsta go, and so do we.
Big weekend for big Zane fans
In celebration of our beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful, talented, and delightful server Zane “Big Zane” Segal’s 21st birthday (officially celebrated august 16th 2023), we are having a honorary brunch! So insane! The entire menu are foods Zane likes to eat.
*pictured, Zane eating a hot dog
Zane's Brunch:
Elvis French Toast Sandwich: French toast w peanut butter, bananas and candied bacon. Served w cajun fries 17
Buffalo Cauliflower w a sunny egg and ranch. Served w a celery, carrot & blue cheese slaw 14
Chicken& Cheese Enchiladas w salsa rojo, sour cream, cilantro, pickled jalapeno and black bean salad 17
We hope you all learned something new about the candidates during last night's debate, Bistronauts. If you did or didn't, come on by to eat your feelings, dine in or take-out. Today's spesh in our Story. #wooo
Bistronauts, things are going, many of you are wearing masks, and plenty of you are using ChowNow to order take-out. Let's keep up the good work, k? We want to be around to make 2021 jokes next year.
9 to 5 is the amount of weight in lbs of the food I eat every day.
Bistronauts, if you need me, I'll be shopping for a mini bike with my $1200, cuz this is damn inspiring.
Follow this legend!
Day 69 of quarantine @dannyduncan69
I gar-on-tee I'll be cooking up a hamburger again tonight around 1am!
FOH living their best quarantine.
Bistronauts, ignore the pressure to have the perfect quarantine, just do you!
Mega Powers
Bistronauts, "good" morning (honestly, this weather...). Let me tell ya something, we just want to shake the hands of all who've purchased gift cards over the past two weeks, BUT WE WILL NOT.
As we navigate the CARES Act provisions for small businesses, every dollar spent on gift cards has been immensely helpful and we are grateful to all who've purchased them, and that's the bottom line.
Head to burnsstbistro.com if you'd like to purchase a gift card today.
Warning(s)
•face touching
•snot
•language
•heavy breathing
•pure sex
•embarrassingly dated phrasing
Bistronauts, our friends over at @competitivetiming are hosting a virtual cycling event over the next two weeks to benefit local businesses. Today and tomorrow, folx are riding (ALONE!) for BSB. Organizer Cory Kaufman has raised over $3K via 80 riders to divvy up between the chosen businesses effected by shutdowns and lack of customers. We can't thank Cory enough for thinking of others as all of the events his company was scheduled to work have been cancelled. This dude is the real deal; he's what it's all about. #MslaRideSolo
