03/24/2023
lol so I'm at Food Lion earlier stocking up on eggs and whole milk and I see this goof with a PENNSYLVANA t-shirt and TWO MASKS on snatching up all the 12packs of Cheerwine. I asked him what the hell was he doing and he said that he's on his way to the OBX for spring break and they don't sell it near him. I told him "TOO BAD YANKEE, PUT THEM BACK". He puts them all back but one and I said "NO BUB. THAT ONE TOO" lol he ended up getting a Diet Mountain Lion instead. I ain't ready for these summer tourists and they ain't ready for me.
