Mr.Big - ProWrestling

Professional Wrestling :
"A volatile conflagration of social disintegration for those with an inclination towards provocation... A physical demonstration of opponent elimination where moderation is of no consideration... A violent confrontation with acrobatic concentration and gymnastic precision... A matter of muscular domination in combination with digital manipulation and psychological

devastation, employing egotistical condemnation and much verbal ma********on by shouting apocolyptic predictions and heroic proclamations and wailing lamentation upon lamentation... A profusion of confusion for those suffering under the delusion that the breaking of tables causing multiple contusions is sufficient retribution for some previous transgressions that caused grievous harm and degradation and moral indignation resulting in the denegration of their collective reputations. All in a magnitude of epic proportion for the accomodation, immediate gratification, and appreciation of generation upon generation of this entertainment-needy nation and the whole world's population." - Mr.Big™