05/17/2024
We are throwing a party tomorrow!!! ...Come be miserable with us at We Are Here.
Remember hanging out with the cool kids at prom? …Neither do we. But this party will be unforgettable (like the time you finally got the nerve to ask your big crush out, and they totally rejected you). But more than just a blow out party, Julie’s bf is coming and he is a big CEO now and they are hiring, bring your resume just in case. And I want to introduce you to a friend so dress sharp. They are super hot, kind of picky, but what’s the worst that could happen… Its not like you'd say something stupid and get a drink thrown in your face in a room full of strangers?
Celebrate those awkward moments where the world reached out, to push you away.
–Bring your Resume, Dating Profile, or a Letter of Rejection for a major discount! (seriously)–
- Drink and dance your ass off with House of Yes best, DropKat!
- Speed date with the hottest people in bushwick, win their heart… or get a drink thrown in your face
- Ace that big interview you’ve been hoping for
- Immortalize the most important night of your life at our prom photobooth (BYOC)
- Kelly’s dad rented a luxury suite right by the party! Maybe you’ll get invited
- Audience submitted worst pick up lines
- And your mom might stop by to see if you are making any life progress, after all the sacrifices she’s made for you
- Stealth Performances by Cherry Pitz, Vincent Gallant, Jim Ford, and more
- Bar by Dubious Buster
Dress: Tear-stained prom dress, cheap tuxedo, collared short sleeve + the tie you borrowed for your first interview, over-dressed for a first date… yes definitely the one with shoulder pads - it gives you an edge.
Advance Tickets as low as $20
At the Door $40
-Door Discounts-
Share your worst pickup line for $5 off
Show your resume, artist statement, dating profile, or letter of rejection for $10 off
Show both for $15 off
Doors at 8pm
Activations 9-midnight
DJ till late
The Letdown …a misfit promRemember hanging out with the cool kids at prom? …Neither do we. But this party will be unforgettable (like the time you finally got the nerve to ask your big crush out, and they totally rejected you). But more than just a blow out party, Julie’s bf is coming and he i...
