05/07/2024
Please help Wayne raise money for EDUCATION FOUNDATION, and keep him form getting locked up!
🚨 Arrest Warrant Issued: Wayne Morgan 🚨
Wayne Morgan is formally accused of relentlessly embarrassing Michael Cauley through a series of playful but pointed antics. This ongoing rivalry began with Wayne’s victory over Michael in last year’s Jail and Bail event, despite Michael's determined efforts. Since then, Wayne has frequently outshined Michael in public settings and in daily life, leading to continuous embarrassment.
Wayne has been notorious for his jests; he continuously pokes fun at Michael’s grilling skills, often quipping that "even the smoke tries to escape his barbecue." He has a knack for deploying puns at an alarming rate, particularly targeting Michael's fashion choices by suggesting his style looks like it's from a "lost and found box." Wayne also engages in relentless teasing about Michael's choice of sports teams, which seem to lose as soon as he becomes a fan, hinting at a so-called "Cauley curse." Furthermore, Wayne has given Michael a series of humorous but embarrassing nicknames like "Mikey the Unmikeable" and "Sir Drops-a-lot" following a notably public and clumsy spill.
Wayne was last seen laughing as Michael was left crying in defeat at yet another community event where Wayne won the day.
The EFO task force will arrest Wayne on May 17th. Please help Wayne raise his bail! All funds raised will directly support the mission of the Education Foundation of Okeechobee, aimed at enhancing education in our community. Donate Here: https://secure.qgiv.com/event/jailbail2024/account/1759621/