Fitz

01/21/2025

Folks who wish to contest the "BAD ELON NO DO N**I STUFF" issue need to post themselves replicating the "harmless" gesture before asking the rest of the world to not believe their own eyes.

Lead by example; its only fair

01/18/2025

Gay Bachelor Party is a pretty good band name

01/17/2025

Move it to Glendale. For real: the Oscars should happen but move it out of LA for now

"No glitz with Los Angeles on fire," says the horror author.

01/17/2025

Word is that a certain very talented Morning host was enviously showing off my Ra Ra Room approved my boiler suit at a client meeting today.

Boiler suits. Who knew?

01/17/2025

Well thats nice

The Los Angeles Rams took the time to thank the Arizona Cardinals and Phoenix area for their hospitality over the past week.

01/17/2025

Duh.

Maybe, instead of up armoring the inventory making it hard for customers, hire more workers to keep an eye on the crims and help customers buy things faster.

Also: if Im buying something at 3:45 AM because Walgreens is the only place open, just take my money and dont make me talk to anyone.

Clearly, Im navigating a rough spot to begin with and human interaction is not what I need.

Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.

01/17/2025

Soft pastel pink bulb,
Deft blue letters whisper truth—
Dreams of quiet flow

01/16/2025

Temu Tom Cruise is that you?

Ellen DeGeneres stepped out in California on Jan. 14, sporting her latest hairstyle — salt and pepper locks — which she previously revealed after she moved to the U.K.

01/16/2025

$45K to be the commander of the Nutmoible. 14 year old Fitz and 54 year old Fitz are very interested but for different reasons.

But both see $45,000 as a total bargain TAKE ME AS TRIBUTE I WILL FIND THE MONEY

On the salty streets since 1935, MR. PEANUT® is currently touring the country in his iconic NUTmobile and would love to cashew on the road!

01/16/2025

Arizona Diamondbacks tl;dr: give us the same deal glendale gave the coyotes/cardinals 20 years ago

At their Corbin Burnes introductory news conference, Diamondbacks team officials sounded more encouraged about finding funding for the ballpark.

01/16/2025

Still got a lot of love for the OG Dune. Twin Peaks hit me flat but Blue Velvet had some of the highest highs in film history.

His sinister, surreal vision of America made him a leading counterculture auteur — with movies such as Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart and Mulholland Drive, and the groundbreaking TV series Twin Peaks.

01/16/2025

Awwwwww! Such a let down. I mean, its cool. Dont get me wrong. Space is rad....but this reminds me of loosing my virginity. I expected the first ever impact to waaay more impressive

Experts from the University of Alberta believe this is the first time audio of a meteorite fall is recorded.

01/16/2025

Im wearing my Ra Ra Room Ready boiler suit today so I am feeling quite expensive, tasteful, and rare

01/16/2025

I am amused that after the gubbernmint bans TikTok to "protect" Americans from hearing about atrocities in Gaza, uh, wait. Not that. Ummmm....
....what I actually meant to say was to "protect" Americans data, freedom of speech, and privacy, from the clutches of the Chinese government, those same Americans have immediately starting using different Chinese app called Little Red Book out of spite.

01/16/2025

01/16/2025

On his way out Biden says AI, misinformation, climate change, and oligarchs are problem.

An unelected zillionaire with a new AI, the president elects ear, social media platform with no fact checking program says omglol and that the weather on mars is just fine.

See ya, Joe. Its been interesting

01/16/2025

Still not owls

01/15/2025

The ban of red dye #3 had better not effect the exciting coloration of Koolickles.

An off pink and green salty tube is an unappetizing as a BIGHT RED SAVORY FLAVOR MISSLE is desirable