Fitz

03/14/2025

I, a nerd, slept through the Blood Eclipse (best band name) and I am sad about. Did you get any good photos?

03/14/2025

The old morning scare was "who the hell did I text?" the new morning scare is checking the 401k and getting an email labeled "Market Volatility and Your Portfolio"

Same feeling of dread

Yiek

03/14/2025

It could take less than 8 sit ups to have a coregasm and Im still not doing it.

Also: this is information I am not mature enough to have.

Because I will use it and get into trouble.

"A little wine, a little cheese, now just your 7000 situps to prime the pump and its sexy time what do you mean I have to sleep on the new couch? Im just tryna be romantic"

“People can get off literally just from their brain, without being touched,” Tattam claims, sharing that she once had one in the middle of the night while asleep.

03/13/2025

500+ pets served, 1100+ Veterans helped, and one million thank yous.

The Pets and Homeless Vets fundraiser knocked it out of the park.

Pack Leader
Veterans AC PHX

Big Dawg
Joshua L.

Cat Commanders
Ben T. & Tahnee L. • Denise M. • Jeff D. • John H. • Mel C.

Pet Heroes
Amanda C. • Ben H. • Chris K. • Christopher K. • Donald C. • Efren M. • Heather M. • Jaclyn S. T. • Jay S. • Jennifer R. • Katie L. • Kellie G. • Maria E. R. • Marlene B. • Mike B. • Mikki F. • Nick Y. • Paula P. • Philip C. • Regina R. • Reno P. • Robert C. • Robin J. • Rochelle F. • Vinnie F.

03/13/2025

300 pets served day one! Brilliant effort. Thank you all for knocking this out of the park

03/12/2025

No one was injured and the fair is running business as normal after a backstage building took 148d12 in fire damage.

They are open, they are mirthful, and are ready to charm and amaze until the end of March

The incident occurred Tuesday night, and no injuries were reported. The fire broke out in a commissary building at the back of the fairgrounds.

03/12/2025

Texas Tetas and Houston Ashoes. Mistake they say? Truth telling I say

https://www.outkick.com/sports/new-era-pulls-accidentally-vulgar-special-edition-texas-rangers-hat

03/12/2025

Not the "I Like Turtles" kid thank god.

Also: the "I Like Turtles" kid is now 28

The turtle was hidden in the crotch area of the man's pants and wrapped in a blue towel.

03/12/2025

Mel C: Thank you for making the kindest move and helping the pets of homeless and at risk veterans.

03/12/2025

Josh L: You are 10 for 10 with your generous donation of 10 weeks of food, 10 full pet vaccination sets, 10 pet carriers, and 10 spay/neuter procedures. Thank you

03/11/2025

The thing that shocked me the most was that shes 37

The accompanying video showed her brushing her very long locks and explaining that she will be doing “stuff like this” on the subscription-based platform.

03/11/2025

The secret sauce with Southwest, for me at least, is the no charge to change to flights and store credit if you cant make it.

Everything else is miles away in importance.

End the cattle call? No one loves the cattle call. Charge for bags? Never check them anyway. Naked ladies on the airplane? Welllllll.....ok yeah that probably shouldnt be a thing.

Southwest Airlines is ending its beloved "bags fly free" policy. Here's when the new Southwest baggage fees start and who has to pay them.

03/11/2025

True definition of M**F:

Man I Love Fernet

03/11/2025

Today, I realized, my 20th anniversary as afternoon drive host at 98KUPD was last Friday.

Monday, March 07, 2005. I think? It was a long time ago.

I have been on the radio in Arizona longer than facebook has been a thing. Which is why the oldest photo I have of me is this one December 1st, 2008.

No. I dont recall anyone taking me up on it. But....that was a really long time ago.

Its been wild. Thank you

03/11/2025

2 out of 10 and I would drink at least half

The University of Miami baseball stadium recently offered a milkshake combined with a Philly cheesesteak.

03/11/2025

Every sad break up song is also about someone who is lactose intolerant talking about cheese

03/10/2025

Nick Y: Thats eats for a week for that pet because of your kind donation. Thank you

03/10/2025

Tahnee L. and Ben T.: Your generous donation of 26 sets of complete vaccinations for the kitties is the puuurrrr-fect way to say thank you to our veterans and show them love as they make their way into safe housing.