WTF What The Flowers

WTF What The Flowers WTF is Distinctively Offbeat, Independently Built, Rad as Hell-Sacramento-Based, No Bu****it Florist. What you see is what you get.
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WTF is definitely not your standard ‘ol run of the mill floral shop. It’s your one of a kind, locally owned, home based - No Bu****it Florist. The WTF Style is what this florist does with her hardcore passion for floral design, family love, and community service; all while dancing to sound of the punk rock beatin’ in her soul. My personal style is to always be un-apologetically straight up, strai

ght forward, and ride to the left of the dial. No sugar coatin’ from this chick. What The Flowers provides top notch quality, products, services, & designs. Delivering from Sacramento & Downtown— to Rocklin, Rancho, & Elk Grove— to Clarksburg, Walnut Grove, the Delta, & everywhere in between!

About Last Weekend:I got flower quite the party, celebrating thee cutest - funnest couple! These two love-birds    in  t...
09/07/2023

About Last Weekend:

I got flower quite the party, celebrating thee cutest - funnest couple!

These two love-birds in the week prior & then returned home to throw a kick-ass celebration in Newcastle.

Every last detail, entirly thought-out & executed flawlessly for an evening of absolute perfection! 🖤

Congratulations to the newly wed 》 Mr. & Mrs. Hillenbrand 》 .hillenbrand + .salad 《

Vendor team:
Venue:
Location:
Florals: .what.the.flowers
Planning +coordination:
Photography:
Makeup:
Catering + bar:
Cake:
Tables, vintage chairs, lounge:
Dance floor:
DJ:
Guest book: .co

(Special Thanks: to my own – , who jacked up his back during his morning run but still road it out & rallied... Perfectly placing & spacing ALL the bud vases on the tables. 🙌)

It's been a very busy first half of 2023 around here! Thankfully, we are just hours away from it offically being summer ...
06/14/2023

It's been a very busy first half of 2023 around here! Thankfully, we are just hours away from it offically being summer break! Our youngest just completed his last day off 7th grade & our oldest graduates from high school tomorrow, and is college bound this fall. 🙌

The Husband & I will then set off for a much needed weekend away (just the two of us) before returning to tie up some loose ends. Then, we'll all be heading out on our regularly scheduled family vacation.

WTF will be "out of office" from now until August. (Unless you are currently under contract with me, in which case we'll be in touch as planned.) For the time being, I will not be taking on any additional clients until after September. Don't worry, I'll still be movin' & shakin' about... you may just have to look a little harder to see what I'm up to. 🖤

These two   are currently livin' it up on their honeymoon in ! And  teasing us all with their   of picturesque views &  ...
04/30/2023

These two are currently livin' it up on their honeymoon in ! And teasing us all with their of picturesque views & the delicious meals they are enjoying! While I'm just over here starving & wanderlusting instead of tackling my flower lists. But... Most of all, I'm super swooning over their wedding pics! If I could call a single bouquet a home (ya know, Tinkerbell style), I would live in this one forever! 🖤🤍

Couple: +
Bouquet & Bouts : .what.the.flowers
Photographer:
Makeup:
Dj:
Dress:
Venue: private property in the
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Spring is desperately trying to make it's debut but winter seems equally desperate to thwart the changing of the seasons...
04/03/2023

Spring is desperately trying to make it's debut but winter seems equally desperate to thwart the changing of the seasons.

The sun is shining, and the skies are ever so clear & blue, but the breeze is a being a frigid - gusty ol' bastard threatening us with another fit of frostiness.

The blooms are still a'knockin & my heart's a'wide open as it can be, but the weather is in all of the way. If I could just push it down a flight a stairs...I would.

So instead, I ask... Can we please just move on already!
 

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If TODAY— being the third-ish day of spring 2023 could be summed up in ONE bloom – it would all come down to this very  ...
03/22/2023

If TODAY— being the third-ish day of spring 2023 could be summed up in ONE bloom – it would all come down to this very .

I work with A LOT of really bangin blooms, but to be honest...not many of them strike me quite like literal lightning. ⛈️

Today, this one did.

That perfectly grey fuzzy center could not be any more perfect.

He is hereby declared my official bloom of the day. 🩶

Welcome to WTF, you beautiful little thing. xo

Grown & Harvested by:
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Monarda || Bee Balm || Locally Grown || Hardy AF || Smells Amazing || Gorgeous As All Get Out || Grower:  circa 2021    ...
03/17/2023

Monarda || Bee Balm || Locally Grown || Hardy AF || Smells Amazing || Gorgeous As All Get Out || Grower: circa 2021

Had to brave the hurricane happening in my backyard to gather this bunch of viburnum and I didn't even get enough becaus...
03/14/2023

Had to brave the hurricane happening in my backyard to gather this bunch of viburnum and I didn't even get enough because I had to stop snipping to rush over & rescue what's left of my geraniums after the last storm. Have a feeling these gusty blows are fixin'ta rip my privet tree out of the ground.

Currently, I am contemplating whether to wait it out or just suck it up & hope I don't get blown away or end up impaled by my own shears. I could also tether myself to the house & hope I don't become a human kite. Decisions decisions.

I should definitely consider negotiating some sort of hazard pay with my boss, but that falls under the "don't bother me with this BS" category. Also. I am the boss...so that fight with my own self will continue.

Not even will go outside! He hasn't done his doggy business at all today.🫣 He'd rather hold it than let the wind blow his wee all over him. At least he's got some .

On the upside, this wind is blowing the lake that's formed on my back patio into oblivion.

Floristry...it's a dangerous gig, but some of us still think it's worth it.
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I have a wedding consult  later this afternoon & I was reminded of the last wedding I did there that closed out my 2022 ...
03/06/2023

I have a wedding consult later this afternoon & I was reminded of the last wedding I did there that closed out my 2022 season. What an incredible note to end on!

A few weeks ago shared with me some images from their wedding day (taken by the amazing ) and offered some really kind words about working with me.

When couples tell me they LOVE their flowers as much as Amy & Brett do, I have to say it really gets my flowery feelers going. Reminding me why I love what I do & inspiring me to keep flowering forward.

I am definitely looking forward to working with this year's couples. If you're thinking about choosing WTF to flower your , , or for 2023 or 2024 send me an inquiry! (Link in bio.)
(Minimonies are done in collaboration with to ensure that you .)

Spring Floral Subscription Link | NOW LIVE (link in bio)Fresh seasonal blooms designed & delivered to your home this Spr...
03/05/2023

Spring Floral Subscription Link | NOW LIVE (link in bio)

Fresh seasonal blooms designed & delivered to your home this Spring by Moi. Flowers will show up on your doorstep in March, April, & May!

Sign up for yourself or for someone else!

Tentitive Delivery Dates:
March 30th, April 27th & May 25th.

Limited availability. | Don't wait.

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I'm designing this week & will be out delivering THIS FRIDAY if anyone is looking to get some flowers before they are go...
03/01/2023

I'm designing this week & will be out delivering THIS FRIDAY if anyone is looking to get some flowers before they are gone.

Offering Designers Choice Bouquets
Local Delivery on Friday ONLY (3.3.23)
$85 minimum + $10 delivery
(Pick up also available.)

Message me on Insta (not on FB) BEFORE NOON on Thursday if you want to snag some of these beauties for yourself or someone else! 🖤

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Sometimes... I find the back, sepals, under-side of the petals to be prettier than the face of the blooms. Case in point...
02/24/2023

Sometimes... I find the back, sepals, under-side of the petals to be prettier than the face of the blooms. Case in point 》》 these .
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Let's talk about your Minimony:Our Pop-up Proper Package is designed to give you all the joy & memories of saying “I do!...
02/16/2023

Let's talk about your Minimony:

Our Pop-up Proper Package is designed to give you all the joy & memories of saying “I do!” – minus all the unnecessary bu****it. (That’s where we come in.)

A Bouquet, boutonniere & cake flowers provided by Yours Truly;1.5 hours of photography by the incredible , and even an officiant to seal the deal! (We have 3 on stand-by ready to declare you officially "wed".)

To make this day even sweeter we’ll even take care of the cake & make sure you get to toast your love with a beautiful glass of bubbly. (Who doesn't love cake & bubbly?!)

Have a spot/venue picked out already? Great! Let's do it!

Need a little help finding a space to match your perfect day? We can help with that, too!

We are currently putting together our list of our most preferred venues that are sure to impress! If you own/operate a venue that you think will be perfect for a Minimony... We want to hear from you!

Check it out  !I have teamed up with local photographer  to offer an alternative to the standard ol’ courthouse ceremony...
02/15/2023

Check it out !

I have teamed up with local photographer to offer an alternative to the standard ol’ courthouse ceremony.

She & I have taken the quickly growing trend of the micro wedding, the time-tested classic courthouse ceremony, & the ever-popular “pop-up” & combined them to help you capture the best elopement day of your life.

Enter the “Minimony”— where the pop-up wedding meets the courthouse-quicky. Together, we will work to ensure that you can no diggity-no doubt; !

If this sounds like your jam and you want to know more...hit us up for more information!

Link in the bio 👆

A quick reminder that Valentine's Day is NOT my Jam. Therefore, WTF does not subscribe to participating in this overly-r...
02/08/2023

A quick reminder that Valentine's Day is NOT my Jam. Therefore, WTF does not subscribe to participating in this overly-rosie holiday. I will not be accepting any holiday orders.

Instead, I am collaborating on a project/partnership with my friend & focusing on my spring weddings. (Her's being the first of the season! And we can't wait!)

And while we wait for the to dazzle us all, I'll be lending a hand to help support some other local florists tackle their wedding work over the next couple months. It will be a nice change of pace.
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Yo! Yup. Still here.Xo.P.S. These storms are bu****it!                            ****itFlowers  ****itFlorist          ...
01/14/2023

Yo!
Yup.
Still here.
Xo.
P.S. These storms are bu****it!
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Still the biggest wedding bouquet I have ever made to date. Definitely looking forward to my 2023 couples that are optin...
11/18/2022

Still the biggest wedding bouquet I have ever made to date.

Definitely looking forward to my 2023 couples that are opting to make ONE helluva floral statement... BIG – BOLD – BADASS!

Booking: 2023 & 2024

When    turns boring vases into better vases. 🖤💚🖤
11/03/2022

When turns boring vases into better vases. 🖤💚🖤

Wrapped up my wedding season with my last wedding  for  & .bon8 last weekend!  Such a fun & beautiful couple ti work wit...
10/29/2022

Wrapped up my wedding season with my last wedding for & .bon8 last weekend! Such a fun & beautiful couple ti work with! I was swooning over their Emerald Green & Rust color palette! 😍

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Apparently, photographing fruit & flowers is all the rage these days. So, I stole my kids   & took myself, my  , my   & ...
10/13/2022

Apparently, photographing fruit & flowers is all the rage these days. So, I stole my kids & took myself, my , my & my on a little trial run to see just how I really felt about it.

I mean, I don't totally hate it. After all, I do really love all of these things individually. Or maybe, I might really actually love it... IF I could just get out of my own head about it!

You know, the whole science behind why "produce & flowers don't mix" kinda thing really throws me for a loop.

Right now, in this moment, I think the judge and the jury ‐that live in my mind‐ are still out to lunch about it.

However, as you can see from the pages of this talented flower wizard of a fella, .j._mcgrath_design, the look of does have a tendency to truly inspire. And, I do very much enjoy "oohing & aahing" over all his work. 🖤

So, for now, I'll just leave this here as a reminder to keep thinking about it. Perhaps seeing more of it will continue to help sway me in its favor.

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This behemoth of a bouquet & the remaining plethora of blooms went to a gorgeous wedding  last Saturday! Anyone getting ...
10/06/2022

This behemoth of a bouquet & the remaining plethora of blooms went to a gorgeous wedding last Saturday!

Anyone getting married at this venue in the future is in for quite the dream of a day! So beautiful!

I Love Love LOVE any time I get to spend in but getting to bring a little WTF to the is the icing on the cake!

Thanks to .lynn__ & for allowing me to flower their wedding day. Happy First week of marriage ! 🖤🤍

Special Shout out to for making set up an absolute breeze!

AND– to my very own husband – I mean my official for helping me deliver & setup, not one but TWO weddings last weekend. 🖤

When a bride asks for BIG, WHITE, & FLUFFY  blooms – Playa Blanca always gets invited to the ball.  🤍
10/06/2022

When a bride asks for BIG, WHITE, & FLUFFY blooms – Playa Blanca always gets invited to the ball. 🤍



Swimming in fall event prep, back to school craziness, and a scorching 3 day weekend with excessive triple digits heat w...
09/02/2022

Swimming in fall event prep, back to school craziness, and a scorching 3 day weekend with excessive triple digits heat warnings spanning well into next week!☀️🌡🔥

But my 🖤 says – It's September damn it!

And these gorgeous roses are not helping! They have my heart aching for All. 👏The. 👏 Fall. 👏 Things. 👏 🍂 Except pumpkin spice. *Insert Rant – That s**t belongs straight in the trash! Pumpkin Spice anything is one of the hardest passes I will forever make. That & Mayo. 🤢 Bye!*

I'm ready for all the jeans, comfy sweaters, crisp morning air, and changing leaves. I'd add soup to that mix, but I'm an all year round soup lover, and it doesnt matter if it's 115° --- soup is the happy place of my belly! 🍲😋

Anyone else LOVE LOVE LOVE soup?? 🙋🏻‍♀️. What's your favorite recipe?? I have a million! Let's swap!

08/25/2022

About last Saturday...Happy 1 week Anniversary, Lovers!! 🖤Couple:  Venue: Catering:  Coordination: DJ: Photographer: Off...
08/20/2022

About last Saturday...

Happy 1 week Anniversary, Lovers!! 🖤
Couple:

Venue:
Catering:
Coordination:
DJ:
Photographer:
Officiant:
Floral Designs: .wtf.rule | .what.the.flowers
Floral Product: | |
WTF Event Staff:

It was a very productive weekend over here. I spent the entire weekend rearranging  reorganizing our garage... All. By. ...
06/06/2022

It was a very productive weekend over here. I spent the entire weekend rearranging reorganizing our garage... All. By. Myslef. In preparation for the next season of my flower life ahead. (Ok, did help me shuffle around my heavy AF work bench.)

Our garage doubles as my main work
space when it's not 9 Million degrees outside. (For the record 9M° is anything above 83 actual degress). Since we live in CA & it seems to ALWAYS feel like 9M° so I tend to take over the majority of our home, starting with our kitchen. The ol weather app said it was going to be in high 70's cloudy with maybe a little rain... so I decided it was now or never.

I like to think that the most of the "Mess-Making" portion of what I do happens in the garage, and the Magic-Makin part happens in the house. But my husband would laugh in my face & call me a liar. And this one & only time‐ he would be right-ish.

The mess is not always contained to my one dedicated workspace. It often follows me like glitter falling off me all of the place. It's on the door step, in the office, kitchen floor & counter, dining area, both bathrooms, thr bedroom closet, the side patio (which is my bucket washing & potting station), and often ends up in both cars.

Truth be told, the mess & the magic go hand in hand around day here. There simply can not be one without the other. I carry my mess & my magic everywhere with me because the flower magic can happen ANYWHERE. You can't have the magic without the mess, but I'm much more careful about which one I leave and where.

The magic is left on-site for all to love & enjoy and the mess of leaves, stems, petals & puddles awaits me at home ...to remind me, as soon as I walk back in the door- that my work is never really done.
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Every stem in this bouquet was grown locally and freshly harvested by the hands of two of my favorite farmers!          ...
06/03/2022

Every stem in this bouquet was grown locally and freshly harvested by the hands of two of my favorite farmers!






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Did you know that when you turn your roses upside down and give em a good twirl, their petals fan out, and the bloom flu...
05/31/2022

Did you know that when you turn your roses upside down and give em a good twirl, their petals fan out, and the bloom fluffs up, so that when it's show time - they are presented big & open in all their WOW & glory? True story!

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05/11/2022

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