The Smashing Hatchet

05/26/2024

Join us for our Summer Sizzle program starting June 1! We'll be focusing on movement and nutrition and have several mini challenges throughout the summer. Sign up on our website today!! Www.thefunctionallabsa.com

04/01/2024

The Functional Lab SA is a very different than what you've tried in the past.
1) We don't expect you to be perfect. Consistently good is far better than occasionally perfect.
2) Objective data to measure your progress and provide you with the most personal approach that works for you.
3) Personal coaching. We're going to be with every step of the way providing you personal feedback and motivation.
Our program is only as good as your level of commitment. We do focus on a client-centered approach, that means, we go at a pace you feel confident is achieving. Your success is our priority and guiding you through this journey is a focus. Here are some of the results you will see:
If weight loss is your goal, you'll lose weight and finally keep it off.
Love what's in the mirror.
Have tons of energy. All day.
Be lean. Be fit. Be strong.
Restore your confidence.
If you're interested in learning more about our programs, check out our website and schedule your free Discovery call today at

Join us March 20 for our FREE webinar, all attendees will receive a special discount code, Challenge starts April 1

03/23/2024

Registration is open for our 6 week challenge! Come and learn how to be consistent with your Deep Health. We will be focusing on diet, exercise, body image, stress management and sleep recovery. This program is individualized to meet you where you are and work on your goals. Go to our website at www.thefunctionallabsa.com
to ask any questions or sign up today!

04/29/2023

The weather is looking great tonight! Grab some friends and head out to That Place on Blanco have done yummy dinner with Crossroads Bakery & Bistro and throw some axes! We're opening at 7 tonight!!

04/28/2023

Due to the weather coming in, we are not gonna open tonight. Tomorrow looks much better, hope to see you guys out at That Place on Blanco !!

04/28/2023

Join us at our new location That Place on Blanco. We are excited to partner with TPOB and Crossroads Bakery & Bistro. Check out our new specials for this weekend, we hope to see you there!

04/27/2023

Come out and throw some axes tonight at That Place on Blanco and eat some yummy cuisine from our favorite food truck . We'll be open from 630-830.

04/08/2023

We're out at The Guardians of Children fundraiser having a great time today!! This is such a great fundraiser, we are super excited to be a part of it!! We're here until 4, come in out and support a great cause!!

01/17/2023

We're all set up for the The PlayWell Group, Inc. In Boerne, time for them to have some fun!!

11/22/2022

Check out our Black Friday deal Buck & Doe's Mercantile! Call and make a reservation for your group of (min 4 people) and get your 5th person FREE!! Reservations are required, we will be open for Open Throws on Friday from 1-5 and Sat/Sun from 12-3. Reservations can be made outside of this window. Hope to see you soon!

11/10/2022

Come out this weekend to Buck & Doe's Mercantile and throw your AXE off!! $10/10 throws, take a stab at it and see how you do! Join us this weekend!!

11/06/2022

We had a great time at our axe tourney tonight, high scores, lots of 🎯 🎯 🎯 and a clutch shot!! See you ladies in 6 weeks for the next fun night!!

10/31/2022

Are you in charge of planning a fall event, holiday party, team building event? Book it during the day and get an extra $50 off!! Dates limited, call today to schedule! 210 343 5359

10/28/2022

The calendar is filling up quickly! Call us today to schedule your fall or holiday event! We can come to you or we have several venues we partner with and can get you in touch with. Call us today! 210 343 5359

10/27/2022

Join us at this weekend for some SPOOKY AXE THROWING!!

10/25/2022

Join us at Buck & Doe's Mercantile this weekend for SPOOKY AXES! Bring a friend and BOGO for $10/10 throws for each of you! See you this weekend!

10/24/2022

Congrats to our very first Buck & Does winners! Contact us to set up your 1 hour session for 4!

10/14/2022

Join us tomorrow for a great time at Bucktoberfest at Buck & Does!!