06/02/2024
LIKE HER HAND AND P***Y SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE would never move Portland ..., wel I never say never haha but I would rather have jock itch in my pink eye ya never know ... but the rain ugh ... the below average looking chubby boujee bi***es with their delusions of superiority ... the fuxking rain and mold ... the he**in ... the fabricated phony anti glam s**tty attitude ... the non impressive downtown area ...and the jaded numbness .and the boring boredom ... then ridiculous rumpelstilskin gleam in the ey\s they demand you be as miserable as they are ... the suffocating cynicism ... the earth tone blue beige oppressions ... by the way Fent is killing people every where including sf Bay Area ... Portland is just ok it ... it dont completely suck ... but one way to s describe itt is kind of like an unwanted blow job from yer kooky neighbor who lives down the hall on the same floor as you ... SHE IS not ugly or smelly or stupid ... they have pretty good taste in music film and art but there is no spark btw you ... like oatmeal without even butter or. sugar or salt or milk f ... just plan oatmeal sit so any way when she gets drunk she gets stupid and so when. you 2 partied at the local pub on Saturday night she had the stupid idea to sneak iintO yer apt WHILE YOU SLEPT (she knows where you stash yer keyed yer cats when. you are out of town ) ash wants to smoke yer poe
E even though she is more like an annoying sister to you. .... and before you even wake uo she has yer meat in her mouth and she is finger banging the s**t out off herself ... conversely she looks angry sad with clammy clumsy uninspired awkward clitoros and l***a posing and prodding ... like her hand and her p***y speak a different language ... . but the look on her face she is more like a dead fish just starting art you with no emotion. ... and the head she is is so boring, dull , not stimulatiing ... like ya just want to take a p**s and go bak to sleep ... but No it she is clearly sloppy drunk and her jaw getting sore Stratsscraping n the skin right off yer dick with her teeth .... the blow up doll O mouth transforming into a mean ass piranha ..... dying a thousatd deaths you turn her around b to get it over withi and bop he honey dew ..; a you f**k her from behind you smell he r butt and it point none too fr.esh . god damn girl dont you f git no toilet paper in yer crib you b..e just like Portland .y.sonething that alot of peope, like and you are supposed to like ... a d cool estination. spot ... but it just sucks ..; as you get a lump in yer throat yoiu are so depressed. that tears well up in yer eyes s cos yoi could barely get it up after that stank and playing connect the dots with blemishes oi. her ample r buttocks ... so you thought about fixing yer best friend mom and Briitney Spears then hu9ffes and puffed and finally came a little bit ... in fact t one of the worst or***ms ever ax with a half hard. semi soft and the money shot is only worth 29 cents ... that thick creamy j**z load stayed in yer balls be like hell no ...the derpession so bad. you want to kill yer self or go postal at a Walmart in Bumbleduck. Illinois ... ... l just hell no ... I dont mind to just visit Portland once in a blue moon. ... leaving before the blue beige weak ass lame demon sucks the love out off my heart and balls... as Portland hates joy, optimism, pleasure, inspiration, \spirituality, humility, generosity, sparkles and shine brilliance.... opting for. a dowdy plain Jane middle of the road mediocrity ... where hogs eat bacon ,;;and the people never smile
