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Closing our doors after a solar eclipse seems fitting. How about some puns?
It's not you, it's me. #sun edition
Break up with us using some #solar puns.
I.E. "INYIM...I think the world revolves around me"
The sun is hiding today because it doesn't want you to see it crying over Laugh Out Loud closing.
It's ok Mr. Sun. We're sad too. Let it out.
#eclipse #closingweek
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Some things just go together. Today is #NationalPeanutButterAndJellyDay. So let's combine some things to find out...
Whad'ya get?
Combine things with #PeanutButter or #Jelly to make a pun.
I.E. "Peanut butter + Pumpkin = George Washington Carver"
Happy Easter to all those who celebrate... And, um, Happy last day of March to everyone else I guess.
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Today is #LiveLongAndProsper day. Time for #startrek puns.
It's not you, it's me... #Trekkie #Trekker edition
Break up with us with a pun.
I.E. "Maybe you can keep up the facade but I Kaaaahhhhhhhn't"
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Today is #LetsLaughDay and #TeaForTuesday. Let's laugh at some #Tea puns.
185 cups of tea walk into a bar
Tell us what happened with a pun
I.E. "they took one look at the menu and walked out. The prices were too steep"
The next 10 people to DM me will get two $10 off codes good for our 9:30pm adult shows on
Friday, March 15th
&
Saturday, March 16th
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Careful, Julius, it's nearly the ides of March. Time for some #Shakespeare puns.
It's not you, it's me... #TheBard edition.
Break up with us with a pun.
I.E. "INYIM... You are into paper mate pens, but Iambic"
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It's starting to feel like spring is springing up. Let's celebrate with puns.
I saw a B movie about #spring that was so bad...
How bad was it? Tell us with a pun.
I.E. "It started out ok... I guess you could say it went in like a lion and out like a lamb"
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February is almost over and that means it's time to break up in the punniest way possible. Plus it's #PistacioDay
It's not you, it's me... #nuts edition
Break up with us with a pun.
I.E. "INYIM... Its hard for me to break out of my shell"
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Our manager just got back from vacation. We're going to welcome him back with puns.
I saw a B movie about #airplanes that was so bad...
Tell us how bad with a pun.
I.E. "The awful plot is fusilodged in my brain"
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It's February. That means Valentine's Day and we love puns.
185 Hearts walk into a bar.
Tell us what happened with a pun.
I.E. "The bartender knew them and didn't like them. He said, 'Aorta throw you out"