Smash & Burn Rage Room

01/04/2024

A New Year but also an ENDING to Smash & Burn Rage Room.
Thanks everyone for you interest and participation. The time we were in business was AWESOME! Unfortunately due to a variety of circumstances we are unable to relocate and proceed with the business. MUCH THANKS for all the support. Unchartered Adventures continues to be a very popular rage room in the area! check them out!!! And blessings to you for an Amazing 2024!!!

11/07/2023

Hello Rage Room fans!
We are TEMPORARILY CLOSING for relocation purposes. If anyone knows of an awesome , low rent or for sale building that would house the Smash & Burn Rage Room that you all love PLEASE let us know. This has been a service more than anything else and continuing to serve is our heart’s desire. Keep following us for updates!!

10/27/2023

Yep. We know. This week was CrAzY! Spots still available on Saturday. If you've been wanting to check us out, this is your sign to book! 🥳

10/23/2023

10/22/2023

Be sure to vote for us! 🤩
Best Family Fun Place!

Go vote now! Visit www.seguingazette.com for the link to the online ballot.

10/21/2023

As you can imagine, our cars get pretty dirty hauling breakables around. But here is the solution! Miguel has made this mamas minivan look brand new! I never thought it could be done! But he did it! Call him for the new car look!! Double M Detailing

10/15/2023

Smash & Burn Rage Room is at BS Brewing and having fun in the sun and lovin’ the eats!

10/05/2023

Book your Friday the 13th Room of Mirrors Smash now!! Https://form.jotform.com/232444494515155
😱🤯💥 We double dog dare you!

10/05/2023

Time for a special edition of . So sad when you reach the bottom and there's none left. However, the empties from our tasting room are finding new purpose at Smash & Burn Rage Room! If you want to blow off some steam, go check them out--you might even end up getting to "reuse" one of these! Meanwhile, we'll keep filling them with great grain-to-glass whiskey.

If any of you are enjoying some of our whiskey someplace where you can take a cool picture, we'd love to share it. Just post the picture, tag us, and include the hashtag !

10/01/2023

Smash & Burn Rage Room makes a great date night!! Whether its your 1st date or an anniversary!Ask all of these folks. They give us a 10/10. Thanks!!

09/30/2023

Friday the 13th SPECIAL!!!💥💥
DO YOU DARE?!?!?!?
Smash Room FULL of mirrors!
Only $50 per room! As many as 4 allowed in your group! (That's like a $12 smash per person 🤯)
Add ons available!
Friday the 13th only! 🥸😱👽

09/25/2023

Don't smash your own TV after your teams loss, smash one of ours!

09/24/2023

What’s your stressor??? Write it and then SMASH IT!!!

09/24/2023

09/23/2023

We are open all day if you have TVs, electronics or other breakables! Just drop them off and then we will give you a tour!
Don't pay to have it hauled away!

09/23/2023

Hello Smashers!
💥Just a reminder: we book up fast! 🥳
✅️We recommend that you look a week out for time slots if you don't see any available for the day you are looking for.
✅️You also need to book at least 12 hours in advance.
(We've got families and ball games and homework we need to help with 🙂 and last minute bookings can cause child chaos! 🤪) we know you understand and for that we say, "We LOVE ya!"

09/16/2023

Our Smashers have spoken! 💥

08/07/2023

This family came a long way to have a birthday SMASH this weekend and “will be back”!! Thanks for choosing us for your Rage Room!! And Happy Birthday!!!

08/06/2023

Congratulations to our very own Seguin River Monsters!! ❤️💥

Introducing your 2023 Texas Collegiate League Champions, the Seguin River Monsters!! 🎣

08/06/2023

You provide the rage, we provide the fun! We ❤️ our customers!

08/04/2023

Minor Waivers now digital!

08/04/2023

Adult Waivers now digital!

08/02/2023

Open on Hump Day! Come SMASH through the rest of your week and LEAVE IT HERE!!
OPEN 5:00pm - 9:00 pm TODAY
BOOK ONLINE !BOOK ONLINE ! BOOK ONLINE!

07/31/2023

Last Day of July already?
Haven’t been to Smash & Burn Rage Room yet?
Don’t let your BREAK end without a SUMMER Smash!

07/23/2023

Open Today!! 1:00-9:00! Come feel like a new Man ! Book ONLINE

07/15/2023

This teen told her parents that all she wanted for her Birthday was to BREAK SOMETHING!! Easy to please and Parents Delivered! Happy Birthday! Your party was a SMASH.

07/14/2023

TGI almost F!!!

Don’t get Smashed this weekend! Come SMASH instead! Tired of Hangovers and full of Hangups?
Work through your S**T @ Smash & Burn Rage Room .
We get YOU and We GOT You!!

07/06/2023

Party Time!
Thank You!!!! Thank You!!! Thank You!!!
So many of you have been donated allllll kinds of breakables this week!
Our warehouse is literally FULL to the MAX. We can’t believe it!
Microwaves, Appliances, Monitors, Large Framed Art, You name IT!

Time to PARTY!!! Bring on the Birthday parties and Staff parties and Date Nights! We are ready for it all!
Open All weekend but time slots are filling up.

07/01/2023

1$ Mini Smash & Burn Rage Room. Having a great time meeting people and checking out all the cool things at Market Day!

07/01/2023

Smash & Burn Rage Room will be at The Backyard market days today at NOON offering mini-smash sessions. We have Tshirts and koozies and a free drawing!

Today’s Proceeds go towards Foundation 1023 and OP Veteran to help fight PTSD . Supporting our First Responders and Veterans.

Happy 4th of July Weekend!
Today’s Rage Room hours: 1:00-10:00