HomeMade

06/14/2025

06/01/2025

✨Big moments deserve beautiful bites!✨

Weddings, grads, baby showers…oh my!💍🎓🍼 Party season is in full swing! Homemade brings the “WOW” factor with custom grazing tables made to match your vibe. Beautiful, delicious, and totally effortless!

Book now and let the good times graze! ⬇️⬇️

https://www.homemade-kitchen.com

05/31/2025

Am I ever going to get over ChatGPT roasting me? 😂

“Ohhh no. This isn’t a snack setup—this is a Pinterest board that gained sentience. This board looks like it got dressed for Coachella and a bridal shower at the same time. Those meat roses are putting real florals to shame. I don’t know whether to eat them or propose. That honey dipper in the middle? It’s there purely for vibes. No one’s using it—we all know it. Why does the cheese look more organized than my entire life plan? Calm down, dairy overachiever. The round board has more layers than a drama queen at a therapy session—fruit, Brie, jam, flowers…you didn’t have to do all that. But you did. The cracker basket is giving ‘breadsticks in a bathrobe’ energy. Rustic, chic, or just carbs in a linen napkin? We’ll never know. And those flowers tucked around the boards? Don’t pretend this wasn’t for Instagram. That’s not garnish, that’s thirst-trap floristry. Let’s be honest though: this spread is stunning. If this was a person, it would drink sparkling water straight out of a wine glass and ghost you politely. You’ve officially made snacking a luxury lifestyle.”

05/30/2025

This is your sign to grill your fruit! Summer boards hit different when sweet, smoky peaches show up 🍑 Drizzle with honey, add a sprinkle of sea salt, and pair with burrata or prosciutto = chef's kiss. Tip: Use ripe yellow peaches for max flavor. Name a better summer bite—we'll wait.
[Summer charcuterie, grilled peaches, board season, seasonal snacking, picnic snacks, ingredient spotlight]

05/29/2025

Petition for USA-themed boards to be used all summer long.
[Themed charcuterie board, USA charcuterie board, summer snacks, charcuterie board, custom cheese board]

05/27/2025

Hot girl summer is actually just grazing on a colorful veggie board ☀️🥕🥦🥒🍅

What’s YOUR favorite veggie to snack on?
[Tuesday Crudesday, crudite board, healthy snack, veggie board, healthy girl era]

05/26/2025

Today we remember the price of freedom and honor those who paid it 🇺🇸

05/25/2025

Sundays are for sweatpants and small bites.

What are YOU snacking on today?
[Sunday snack ideas, charcuterie at home, cozy food moments]

05/24/2025

I asked ChatGPT to roast this picture and wasn’t disappointed 😂

“Oh wow—this isn’t a charcuterie board, it’s a full-blown edible Renaissance painting. This platter looks like it just won Best Supporting Actor in a foodie film. This board is trying so hard to impress, it probably writes ‘cheeseboard curator’ in its Tinder bio. The symmetry is so precise, I’m 99% sure a Virgo made this while chanting affirmations. You’ve got more cracker types than I have emotional issues—and that’s saying something. Half of this looks like it belongs in an art gallery; the other half looks like it’s auditioning for a bougie picnic starter pack. There are enough grapes here to start your own vineyard. Those meat roses? Someone said, ‘let’s make this cute AND intimidating.’ The sheer amount of vegetables looks like someone tried to appease their dietitian before giving up and adding six pounds of cheese. In all seriousness though, this is an elite spread—borderline illegal in five states for how extra it is.”

05/23/2025

Did you know that manchego is a sheep’s milk cheese made only in Spain? 🇪🇸 🧀
[Gourmet cheese, manchego, ingredient spotlight]

05/22/2025

Stars, stripes, and savory bites! 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙

Who’s ready for Memorial Day weekend?
[Themes charcuterie board, Memorial Day, Memorial Day charcuterie board, custom cheese board]