Quizmaster Z

05/11/2024

Homer is a wise man sometimes

31/10/2024

Cheap and kinky. Prolly not the best match.

21/10/2024

Dear World,

For we who grew up tall and proud
In the shadow of the mushroom cloud
Convinced our voices can't be heard
We just wanna scream it louder and louder louder

What the hell we fighting for?

Sincerely,

Gen X

18/10/2024

How did i not think of this years ago…

12/10/2024

Gotta watch out for those rouge mohels…

07/10/2024

This came on over the Wawa music feed.

Immediately felt like I was back in the basement of Luciano’s in LTown.

Second thing it evoked, Skate Station!!

Oh, those halcyon days. Why did we ever take off our collective rose colored glasses.

15/08/2024

well, time to make alternative travel plans

Chick-fil-A is known for its chicken sandwiches, milkshakes and being closed on Sundays, among other things.

04/08/2024

“When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home."

I feel these words are being lost to history.

Stay Gold

30/07/2024

This is another Instacart shopper admonishing her children for not working hard enough on her batch.

Do you really have any moral standing left when you admonish your children for not working hard enough helping you cheat on your job?

22/07/2024

The right side of my brain has sent the left side a memo

13/07/2024

America is a tipping culture. Deciding not to tip, thinking that will change the culture, is a morally bankrupt action.

You are harming the people you are relying on, whether on a grocery delivery app or in a restaurant.

The tipping culture will not end until laws are passed to force companies to pay every employee a proper wage, which would result in a 25-30% rise in prices, with only 15-20% eventually making it into the pockets of employees, because of course businesses will want to increase profits as long as they’re raising prices.

If you don’t want to tip don’t use the services or move to Europe.

24/06/2024

Just a great little song, I tell ya what!

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