12/23/2022
Chicken fights will be held at Whitesburg Skate Park on Christmas night as the stroke of moon-rise. Spur razors are encouraged. All loser chickens will be grilled and eaten, sauces not provided. Dewey Collins will also be fighting Seth Caudill because Dewey claims Seth stole his girlfriend's scipt of Adipex and siphoned gas from his papaw's riding lawn mower up Blackey over the summer. Fight will be no holds barred and environmental weapons will be permitted, fight concludes when one of them are knocked out, the fight will not stop until one of them is snoring, no interventions are permitted until one man is fully knocked unconscious. Winner takes home whatever is collected in a collection box before the fight. Be there or be square. Or what are ya, chicken?! BA-GAWK, GAWK, GAWK, GAAAAWK!