
06/19/2025
🚨 Website down. Emotions up. 🚨
Raise your hand if you think our IT department should be fired. 🙋♀️
(It’s me. I’m the IT department. I also do landscaping, marketing, construction, and chicken tending.)
Here’s the deal:
🌐 Our website is currently down because the card on file for our hosting expired. Oops.
📧 Our email is also down, because apparently when it rains, it monsoons.
📶 We’ve had internet issues for the last two weeks and finally switched providers today. New equipment is en route, but in the meantime, we’re over here holding it all together with hopes and dreams.
🥸 Meta thought I was an imposter, so I got locked out for a bit.
We know this is the busiest time of year for couples booking 2026 weddings, and the timing could not be worse. So if you've been trying to reach us - you're not being ignored! We're just pretending it's 1998 over here.
In the meantime, enjoy this gorgeous photo of one of our couples to remind you:
✨ We’re still here. The farm is still magic. And we’ll be back online very soon.
Need us right now? Send a message or carrier pigeon.
And since we are already back in the 90's, I'd like to leave you with one of my favorite quotes from Ross Geller: "I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, because really, I'm fine."
🖤