River Rat Rage

07/14/2024

Street fair hangover?
What’s the plan today?!
Come spend it with us! Very few appointments remaining for today so snag your time slot now and book @

Wyandotte's first Rage Rooms serving the Downriver communities. Come relieve that unwanted stress and "Make peace with your broken pieces" and we will handle the cleanup.

06/30/2024

From our little business to yours 🫶🏼

06/20/2024

🚨 Atten: Ragers ‼️

The remainder of June is booking up!

Make your appointment now @ www.riverratrage.com

We are booking private events, team building, work outings and birthday parties! Events are able to be booked outside of regular business hours for 10 or more ragers. Just give us a call to discuss!

Wyandotte's first Rage Rooms serving the Downriver communities. Come relieve that unwanted stress and "Make peace with your broken pieces" and we will handle the cleanup.

06/15/2024

What are you all up to on this fine Saturday?!
Come get your rage on!

www.riverratrage.com

We have open appointment times for the remainder of today and a few still for tomorrow! Bring Dad! Come see us! 🔨

Wyandotte's first Rage Rooms serving the Downriver communities. Come relieve that unwanted stress and "Make peace with your broken pieces" and we will handle the cleanup.

06/08/2024

In a world full of ugly, beauty grows within.

05/24/2024

River Rat Rage will be CLOSED Thursday 5/23 thru Sunday 5/26 to enjoy the holiday weekend with our families. Hope everyone has a great weekend!

04/20/2024

Hey friends 👋🏼
It’s spring cleaning time 🌷🧹
Unload it on us!! See the flyer below for what we accept, your items not listed, give us a shout and ask! Items can be dropped any day or time!
We appreciate you all! Please share!
🐀 🔨

03/09/2024

Happy International Women’s Day from this woman/ mamas of daughter’s owned, small, local business 🩷

03/02/2024

Appointments are filling up fast for this evening! Grab your spot now @

Wyandotte's first Rage Rooms serving the Downriver communities. Come relieve that unwanted stress and "Make peace with your broken pieces" and we will handle the cleanup.

01/21/2024

💚 we love being highlighted in this article, but love this part the most 🥹

“From River Rat Rage’s community-centered ethos to other thrilling experiences around the city, there’s a cathartic smash-fest for everyone.”

Nothing better than being authentically you, and it being noticed and called out 🫶🏼

Thank you to our community for this undying and consistent support of our small business.

Smash away your worries in Detroit's top rage rooms! Our insider guide gets you to the heart of the action. The most exhilarating stress relief just a click away!

01/20/2024

We have very limited appointments left for today and tomorrow. If you plan to come see us, we suggest getting on www.riverratrage.com and booking now!

Pro tip: get your waiver done online before coming in, makes your check in way faster!

Wyandotte's first Rage Rooms serving the Downriver communities. Come relieve that unwanted stress and "Make peace with your broken pieces" and we will handle the cleanup.

01/13/2024

We are open with available rage sessions tonight! What else are you doing on this snowy ❄️ Saturday?! Come see us ! 🔨

Book now at

Wyandotte's first Rage Rooms serving the Downriver communities. Come relieve that unwanted stress and "Make peace with your broken pieces" and we will handle the cleanup.

01/08/2024

You know you grew up in the 90's when...

12/23/2023

Today is the last chance to secure a break box or gift card for Christmas! Call us at 734.258.8088 to schedule a time to come in and get yours!

We will be closed until January 4th for the holidays, our first weekend back is booking up fast, so book now at www.riverratrage.com.

Call us for party and group pricing and scheduling.

Thank you all for supporting our small business and including us in your holidays ! 🎄 🎁 🐀 🔨

12/21/2023

RRR will be closed to spend the holidays with our family.
We will reopen on Thursday January 4th. If you are in need of a gift certificate or break box please give us a call @ 734258.8088.
Our first weekend back is booking up fast… book your appointments @ www.riverratrage.com.
We are still taking calls to book 2024 events, so give us a ring to set up your next party or team outing!

We hope all of you have a safe and amazing Christmas and New Years with the ones you love.

12/09/2023

Anyone looking to come in and RAGE today 12/9 we are getting down to only a few spots available for tonight. *We will not be able to take any walk ins*

Snag the last spots before they are gone! Book now @ www.riverratrage.com

12/09/2023

Come see us!

Order your break box or pick up your gift certificate for the holidays !

We are open 4pm-11pm today!

12/03/2023

We cover all your fish-strations 🖤⚒️❤️🐟

11/25/2023

Just in time for the holidays + holiday stress!

River Rat Rage would like to present to you…
BREAK BOXES

RRR Break box comes with 6 breakable items, mini hammer, safety glasses and gloves.

These can be delivered locally, picked up in store or shipped to their desired location. Prices start at $45.

Send one to a family member for a bad day, your coworker that needs to blow off some steam or your friend that’s going through a break up. No matter what the circumstance is the break box can ease your stress ! These can be further customized with writing on dishes or pictures. Once the box is received they can empty the box, put on their safety items and smash their breakables inside the box. It can then easily be closed up and disposed of.

Also a great way to send a gift card for the Rage Rooms!

Contact us now to preorder for the holidays!
🎄🔨 🎁

Phone 734.258.8088
Email [email protected]
Or FB messenger

We understand in some cases a break box needs to be delivered asap and will always do our best to accommodate our customers requests.

11/25/2023

Happy small business Saturday!
We are closed this weekend for raging to spend time with our families for the holiday.
BUT. Open 1-3 Today & 12-2 tomorrow if anyone would like to stop in for a gift card! We are also taking orders for break boxes! They make awesome gifts! Give us a call with questions 734-258-8088 or stop in!

11/10/2023

RRR is booked solid for tonight! Come see us tomorrow!

10/21/2023

What a beautiful day to SMASH 💥

Come see us! 4p-11p today.

Book now at

Wyandotte's first Rage Rooms serving the Downriver communities. Come relieve that unwanted stress and "Make peace with your broken pieces" and we will handle the cleanup.

10/14/2023

Can’t think of what to do in this crappy weather?!

Here’s your sign.

See you soon.

Book now @

Wyandotte's first Rage Rooms serving the Downriver communities. Come relieve that unwanted stress and "Make peace with your broken pieces" and we will handle the cleanup.

10/13/2023

Who is coming to rage on this fine fall Friday the 13th 👻 🐈‍⬛

08/25/2023

We are out doing donation pick ups today and tomorrow! Please let us know if you have something for us to come get. Thank you all for your continued support.

Remember donations can be dropped any day or time as well on the south side of our building located at 1479 Fort St.

08/25/2023

Life got you feeling some type of way?! Come take those feelings out at RRR, Voted #1 in Metro Detroit, thanks to all our supporters! 🐀🪓❤️🖤

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08/14/2023

Today I woke up and decided to kill my ego -Sturgill Simpson

07/12/2023

Raging out on a Wednesday for the Grecian Center employees night out! Thanks for hanging with us 🤘🏼

07/06/2023

Hey K&M mechanical contracting inc out of Southgate. You should have a talk with your employees. Not only about being thieves, but in the work van certainly isn’t a good look.
One of these sticky fingered men even comes back later on to take some more goods.
As a small business that is heavily supported by other local small businesses this is heartbreaking and for lack of better words pi**es us right off. We took the holiday weekend to spend time with our families, in result our donations are stacked up longer than we typically leave them out. These fellas took that as a free for all to take from our property. This is not ok. A police report will be made but if you know these clowns 🤡 let’s us know.

06/24/2023

Come see us!