George, The Cat

05/06/2022

I got bit! Again! By Alfred! Again! My tail hurts and my paw hurts. Mom is shoving bad tasting pills down my throat. I hate pills. TWO! Two pills. Right down my throat. I was in the bottom of my garden - my OWN garden and Meanie Alfred came and bit me. My mom shouted and him and he ran away. I'm gonna ask Khalleesi to smack him sore.

I'm sitting on the couch watching my mom work. She will make it better. Alfred is a meanie.

30/05/2022

My mom gave the creature away. There is a big orange cat called Red - I don't know why he has a colour for a name. I'm clad my name isn't a colour. He is a nice cat and doesn't bite me, like Alfred.

My mom gave that creature to Aunty Surita and she gave it to Red. Red wasn't even scared. He just climbed in it and slept. I'm glad it isn't in my house anymore. Red almost looks like me except his fur is darker. We don't play, But I know where he lives. He lives on the other side of my wall.

30/05/2022

14/05/2022

You know my mom is sick, right? She says she has the Rona. I don’t know what that means. But I have a cousin called Rona, but I don’t see her anywhere. Anyhoooo, I’ve been looking after her. Me an Clinton an Aunty Surita. But she is very boring. She just sleeps, goes in the shower, eats some food and watches Denigrated Divider. That’s a story about a president that should not have been president and got to be president by mistake.

But what I really want to tell you about is that creature. You know I sleep on my mom’s bed, right? Or in my old room. But that isn’t my room anymore. I fought a bit to keep that room, but Clinton is much bigger than me and even so, when he tried to climb in my bed, I hissed and put my claws out. Then my mom shouted at me and said I must be nice. Eventually I just let him sleep in my bed. Now he has his clothes in the cupboard and everything. But we’re friends now and sometimes I sleep on my old bed next to him.

First, I was scared he was going to eat me, but he tells me he does not like to eat cat. He likes chicken and steak – like my mom. Sometimes he shares chicken with me but I don’t really like it – I just tell him it’s my favourite to make him feel better.

Then e funny thing happened. A small human came to my house. I have NEVER seen a small human. At first I did not know what it was but my mom said it is called a child. I hid away from this child because I had never seen one before. I did not know what childs eat – perhaps they eat cat – you never know. Turns out there are lots of these things in the world. I’m told that they are everywhere and that they like to play with cats. But I don’t know about that. I found out later that I am her uncle. That’s cool. I am an uncle.

But wait, I almost forgot to tell you why I sneeked in to tell you my story while my mom as asleep. I hope she does not read this story because she might be upset. Sometimes when she is upset she cries. I don’t like it when she cries. Oh, Wait – I forgot again.

My mom brought this thing home and put me in it. I got such a fright, I nearly died of fright. My heart was racing, and my claws were all sticky outy. It has strange furr but I did not hang around long enough to see where its mouth is. As soon as my mom let me go, I ran away very fast. Then a few days later I smelled ‘nip. I don’t care for it very much, but Khaleesi loves it. I think my mom put ‘nip on the furry thing to trick me into climbing on it. It didn’t work – but she did catch Khaleesi.

Khaleesi told me that this very scary thing is supposed to be a new bed for me, but I don’t know about that. I’m sure if I go near it is going to catch me and eat me. I ignore it and don’t let it come near me. Im never getting near it no matter how much ‘nip my mom puts on it. Oh no. Not gonna catch me.

05/05/2022

I'm not talking to my mom. She left me at home alone. I did not know where she went and she was away for a very long time. She came home tonight, now she wants to pick me up and kiss my head. But I'm not letting her. I'm hiding under the table because she can't get me here.

26/03/2022

My mom says I'm getting fat. I think she must get me one of these. But I don't think I would let Khaleesi walk on it with me.

11/03/2022

Just found this - I hope my mom sees it.

15/01/2022

Today, I caught a bunny. I really like bunny. My mom was in the shower when I caught it so I had a chance to eat some before she discovered me.

How am I supposed to know not to eat on the carpet. But 'she' took my bunny and threw me and the bunny outside. I just left it there, and when I went back later, I could not find the rest of it.

I think my mom threw it over the wall. There was the usual shouting and swearing, but I don't always pay attention to that. I wonder where the rest of my bunny is. I'll go have a quick look. I'll let you know if I find it.

I must tell you that my mom isn't speaking to me. She says I mustn't eat bunnies. But I can't help it. I'm going to try and be good. That other lady says it is a good thingto catch bunnies, otherwise there will be tooooooo many bunnies - It all gets so confusing.

10/01/2022

Morning everybody.
Mom says it is a new year and you have to have new year's revolutions. Mine are simple.
1) Catch more birds
2) Sleep a lot
3) Groom

I was told that the mouse flyers live in our roof. They can squeeze through very small spaces - I can't get in there. But since I catched that one last time, I know how to spot them. Going to catch one again soon so I can taste it.

Have fun in this year and sleep as much as you can.

29/12/2021

Yesterday, I caught a lovely bird. It looked so yummy and fat. I was looking forward to eating it. I was bringing it in the house to eat it under my mom's bed. She saw me and started shouting for me to go outside. At frist I tried to run past her very fast to get under the bed - she can't get me when I'm under the bed. But she musta had vitamins or something cause she chased me right out the house.

When I was outside I started to shout at her but I forgot that my bird was in my mouth and it just flew away. All I was left with was a few feathers in my mouth and on the floor in front of me.

That wasn't nice.

26/12/2021

Yesterday there were A LOT of humans at my house. I had to hide away because I was sure one of them would catch me and eat me. I hid in my room for a looooong time and then a came out and RAN past everyone and sat in the garden and looked at all those humans sitting on the verandah.

I eventually let one or two of them touch me - but I don't like strangers. Yoh!!! It was very noisy. And there was a LOT of human food. I don't really like human food. My mom even gave me some to try before all the other humans arrived. I ate some of it and when she gave me more, I just ignored it.

Then, p**f, they all left. Just like that. And I had my house back.

23/12/2021

I think people have been stalking me and finding out where I go at night. This picture is old though - I was young and stoopid then. Now I make sure I'm not followed.

20/12/2021

Yoh!!! Such EXCITEMENT! I catched me a mouse flyer. I was just walking about outside when I heard a strange kinda quiet sound. Like a soft whoosh. As I looked up I saw the mouse flyer. Whoosh - it flew past me again. Then I jumped high into the sky and I stuck my paws in the air with my claws out and caught it! In my claws! Then I quickly bit it with my mouth and ran straight home to show my mom.

But the MINUTE I walked in my mom started shouting. "George!" She shouted. "What have you got in your mouth!?" And. "No George! Take it outside." But I was brining it in to show her my mouse flyer. I had never even seen a mouse flyer before and I was pretty sure she had also not seen one. It has soft black furry skin but it also has wings like a bird but not exactly like a bird. It could fly but it does not have any feathers - which is a good thing because feathers tickle my nose. But it doesn't have a tail.

Then I opened my nouth to tell her about my mouse flyer and it flew out of my mouth up to the roof. Geeze Loweeze - then my mom really started shouting and she sommer dived right under the table. My mouse flyer was now flying round and round and I did not know if I must go help my mom or if I must run away from all the screaming or if I should try and jump up and catch my mouse flyer again.

Then my mom jumped out from under the table and was waving her slipper around and screaming on top of her voice. I have never heard her screaming so loud - I had to put my paws over my ears. My mouse flyer was still flying round and round. My mom was running around waving her slipper and switching all the lights on. I really did not know what she was screaming exactly but I heard that swear word she likes so much and my name a lot.

Then I just sat down and looked at my claws thinking I should wash a bit. You know - if cats don't know what to do - they groom themselves. My friend told me that. So I thought about washing my face - but there was so much going on with mom running and screaming and calling my name and my mouse flyer flying around and around. It was all very exciting. I really did not know where to look. And my head was turning so quickly, I could not even have washed it if I tried.

Mom put all the lights on and she opened the big door all the way open. I was trying to tell her that if she opens that door so wide those big frogs will come in but she wasn't listening to me - she was just screaming.

Now all the lights were on and the mouse flyer was still flying round and round and mom was a bit quieter. I think you guys call it wimpering. I think she was wimpering - but every now and then I still heard my name. It sounded like she was saying, "WTF George!" But I know that she loves me.

Anyhow, my mouse flyer eventually just flew right out of the door and away into the night. I was upset by that because I was wondering how it would taste. Now it was just gone!

Mom stopped screaming and then I noticed my food bowl - The thought of wondering how the mouse flyer would taste made me hungry - so I went and had some supper.

Now I am sleeping in my favourite place - I was very tired because I had a really exciting evening. Mom isn't screaming anymore - thank goodness - because I really need some sleep.

09/12/2021

When I mom has to work on her compooter, I lie next to her so she can scratch my tummy every now and then. I like tummy scratches and brushing - I really like being brushed. I just have to point out the bits my mom misses. So I shout, "What about this bit. And you forgot that bit," and she brushes me a lot. I like that.

28/11/2021

I went outside to look at the birds this moning. I did not feel strong enough to jump in my tree - but at least I went out to look at the birds. Mom is still giving me my medicine. SHe sticks it right down my throat. I don't like that, but I let her. I still sleep a lot and don't feel like much food.

Thank you for all your messages - they really make me feel better. I'm back with my mom on her bed now. It isn't nice to feel grotty.

27/11/2021

So yesterday I wasn't feeling so good and told my mom over and over. I think she has forgotten her cat language lessons. She had to go out to a meeting but aunty Karen stayed at home with me. My stomach was cramping and very sore and I cried a lot. Aunty Karen sent my mom a message and when she came home she phoned the vet to make an appointment.

Aunty Karen also told my mom that Khaleesi was very concerned that I was not feeling okay and she kept walking round and round me, softly telling me that I should not worry and that the vet would fix me quick quick.

Mom then put me in that little box - I can barely fit in that box you know - I'm big now. AND THEN SHE PUT ME IN THE CAR. I hate the car. I kept screaming and screaming - not just because of the car but my tummy was also hurting real bad. Aunty Karen came with us in the car. She wanted to come and hold my paw at the vet.

When we got to the vet the grumpy lady told aunty Karen that she was not allowed inside so she had to go and sit in the car. I was making so much noise that the vet in the back room told the grumpy lady that they could hear me coming in.

Very soon I was taken out of the little box and put on that cold table. I was feeling so bad that I did not even mind. At least I was out of the box.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE VET DID???? She put something cold up my bum. UP MY BUM!!!! That was so embarrassing. So I just pretended that it wasn't even happening. I just kept dead quiet but my eyes nearly popped out of my head. There was another sweet man that was supposed to hold me down - but I am a good kitty - I do not make a fuss at the vet. I know that the vet will make me feel better.

The vet gave me TWO injections. They were very sore but I did not cry. I just let her. Then they all put me back in the box and mom paid the bill and then put me in tha car again. I was les screamy on the way home because I knew we would be back home soon. My mom says I am now a designer cat because of the big vet bill.

When I got home I climbed out of the box and went and sat under the green chair because I was a bit sleepy from the medicine. I also told mom that I wanted to go to bed. Aunty Karen also wanted to go to bed early - she was also not feeling too well. Mom went to bed and came and fetched me to sleep next to her. My tummy was feeling a bit better.

I slept with mom the whole night and this morning I'm feeling much better. I'm glad there are vets. I don't like going to them. - but I am glad they are there. They make kitties feel better.

04/11/2021

And just like that, "P**F!" No more itchy ears.

03/11/2021

Today Khaleesi came home and showed me this picture. This is her sleeping on a desk in that place that she calls the office. She is alwyas at that office. My mom has to take the tick and flea stuff to the office so the ladies there can put it on Khaleesi.

Mom says the people at the office spoil her. She says that the lady said that she could not get ANY work done today because Khaleesi was sleeping on the work.

Khaleesi says there are many ladies there and she sleeps on all of their works. Sometimes she plays trick on them and stands by the window and cries for it to be opened even though that there is another window open just a few leaps away. She says if she cries long enough one of the ladies will come and open the window for her. Then she just goes out for a little bit then she cries to come back in.

She says that sometimes when the ladies leave the work, she follows them and just jumps in their cars. She did that with my mom once and my mom had to come aaaaall the way back - she was already near her work - she was cross because she was late. My mom says it is a lame excuse to tell your boss you're going to be late because the cat hid in your car.

Yoh! That Khaleesi - she is very naughty. She is never at home you know. Mom says she only comes home every now and then to remind mom that she is still responsible for the vet bills. Then she laughs and laughs, eats a few pellets and leaves again.

I am not lie that. I like to stay at home.

02/11/2021

Yoh!!!! THREE DAYS IN A ROW!!!

That feeder, (You know that is just my mom, right? I call her that if I am VERY cross with her.) Three days in a row she caught me and sprayed stinky apple stuff in my ears.

I was so cross I ran away and hid under the table. I hide there a lot because she can't get me out from under there. I think she is too old - don't tell her I said that.

But then she turned the tap off after she showered and I forgot to be cross - I love to lick the water from the shower floor. Do you like to do that as well? I like it a lot.

Then I remembered I was cross and quickly ran back under the table again...

30/10/2021

Not to brag or anything - but I now have more than 300 followers. That is a LOT more than Alfred.

29/10/2021

My ears have been so itchy. But my mom notices and then she tricks me. She sneaks a bottle of really smelly stuff behind my back. Then she catches me and holds me down and sprays the smelly stuff RIGHT INTO MY EARS!!! It smells so bad and I really hate it a lot. But she says it will stop the itchy in my ears. And this after I came to her for a little lovies. I could develop trust issues, you know.

After she has sprayed it in my ears I run away as fast as I can and then I don't speak to her for a while. She is very naughty when she sprays that stinky stuff in my ears.

She did it again this morning when I jumped on the bed and came to her all sweetly, so I'm sitting outside on the verandah sulking. Even if she calls me, I won't come. I'm all huffy and puffy.

But I must admit. after the smell goes away, my ears are really not that itchy anymore. She says the itchy comes from ear mites. and she calls the stuff apple something. I don't care if it comes from apples. It stinks!

Perhaps I'll go back inside... It looks like rain.

23/10/2021

Look what I found. A baby pic! I was so small. And Khaleesi too.

21/10/2021

Cat humour... I'm the one with the sunglasses... thanks Auntie Les.

20/10/2021

The other night - AFTER WE WERE IN BED ALREADY, my mom's friend, Aunty Surita, phones her to say that Khaleesi is very high up a tree and can't come down. Apparently Khaleesi and Alfred had a BIG fight.
My mom says when she got there, Khaleesi was on the thinnest branches right at the top of the tree and she was VERY CROSS. She was growling and shouting and Aunty Surita and Alfred's mom were standing under the tree. Khaleesi was just up the tree, growling. Alfred wasn't nearby anymore. The other aunty and aunty Surita were shining lights into the tree to see Khaleesi, but she was just sitting there, growling.
My mom eventually asked the aunties to leave so she would try and coax the cross Khaleesi out of the tree by herself. She said that as soon as the aunties left, Khaleesi made her way down the tree. My mom caught her safely in her arms and brought her home. I was waiting anxiously by the door - protecting our house from all the outside danger.
When mom brought Khaleesi home she was STILL growling fiercely. Mom checked her over to see if there was any blood or broken skin. Mom said there did not seem to be, and she put Khaleesi, who was still growling, down.
I walked up to Khaleesi and I managed to calm her down right away. I licked her fur and told her that everything will be okay and that Alfred was just a bully. But she said, "I'm not scared of Alfred. I just made the biggest noise and I am okay. I ran up the tree because I knew he was too big to get up so high. I called mom from there, but she did not hear. So I called aunty Surita, who came right away and she called mom."
Khaleesi then started eating some food and drinking some water and a very short while later she said, "Bye! I'm going out again," and she left. At least she was not growling anymore.
The next morning I was up in my favourite tree looking at the rabbit - my mom puts out food for the rabbits. I was wondering if I should catch it and eat it, but it is a bit too big. Then KHALEESI came strolling by as if nothing even happened last night. Yoh! That Khaleesi is very brave - she walked right past the rabbit. The rabit did not even run away. She obviously does not know how fierce Khaleesi is.
Everything is back to normal again at my house now. I'm glad.

17/10/2021

My mom comes and wakes me up. I was lying on the floor having a nap and she pushes me with her foot and says, "Wake up lazy bones and write something." Apparently one of you sent her a message saying that you had not heard from me in a while.

I have a life you know - I have been busy. It is spring time and I have been finding good sunny spots in which to have a nap and moving to the shady spots when it gets hot. Now that it's warmer, I can't snuggle up close to my mom, since her thermostat is a bit stuffed - so she runs hot. She says it has something to do with manypaws, But the only paws I see are mine, so I do not really understand.

It was so nice when it rained. Even Khaleesi came home and slept on a chair in the lounge. She spent almost the whole day at home so we could catch up on all her travels. Yoh!!! She goes everywhere.

She says she spends most of her time at the "office". I don't really understand and I do not know where that is. I prefer to stay close to home because... well... because, erm.... Alfred. But not Khaleesi. She isn't scared of anything. She tells me that I should just puff up my furr and shout very loudly and Alfred will run away. She says you have to beat bullies at their own game and, "She who shouts the loudest is the scariest."

I think I will try that next time I see him. My mom chased that other cat away the other day. It is Alfred's sister. She isn't as naughty as Alfred, but I still don't like it if she comes near my house. I immediately shout for my mom to come and chase her away. She is pretty, though. She is snowy white with long fluffy fur. I don't remember her name.

Oh!!!! I forgot to tell you!!!!. My mom moved stuff around in my room and now my strategy room is no longer there. I am so upset. I now have to find another place to run and go do my planning and strategising. This is not a good thing. I will let you guys know when I find a new spot to think about the world and how I'm going to save it.

I hope you guys have a warm sunny spot to lie in today since it is Sunday and perhaps you don't have to go to that work place. I hope the feathers don't stick in you mouth when you have your dinner.

29/09/2021

My friend likes Golf.

29/09/2021

My mom tricked me today. I was sleeping quietly on her bed when she played this clip of cats meowing. She is naughty. I thought there were other cats in my house. Bad mommy!!!! Bad.

I jumped up and ran to her to see if anyone was sleeping I'm my place. But there was no-one there.

DId you see who compiled this video... I may be in love. (Seems like I lost this video)

22/09/2021

My mom packed her bag and left me. She left me such a long time ago I don't even remember how long. Then she sent some other guy to come and stay in her room. He says his name is Lew-ellen (I'm not sure if I'm spelling that right.) He is not my mum. Even though he was nice and he fed me, I don't like it when my mum is not here. She was away for such a long time I almost forgot what she looked like. I spent a lot of time hiding under the bushes in the garden or in my room. And then yesterday, she came back. I was so glad to see her I never left her side. And I could cuddle with her again like I always do.

I asked her where she went and she said that she had to go away for work. I don't understand why she has to go away for work. She does this work thing at home all the time. And now she has to go and work somewhere else as well. I hope this is not going to happen again. I really thought she left me for ever and ever. That wasn't a very nice feeling.

She says I smell like dust and sand. You will also smell like dust and sand if you have to hide away in the bushes and be scared. I think I'll wash myself properly today, then I won't smell like dust. But it will be better now since my mum is home and I can sleep with her on her bed and not in the bushes outside.

She must never go away to work again. She says it was only five days and that I should not be such a n***y. FIVE DAYS!!!! That is way too long to be missing someone!

27/08/2021

Yoh, Some big scary looking men came into my house and took my mom's exercise machine. I shouted for her to stop them and then ran to my strategy room to contemplate this. My feeder didn't seem to be too worried. They weren't in the house very long and I did not have to stay in my strategy room too long.

I just thought I'd share this with you. I am now going to take a nap on my feeder bed.

Sheesh... Scary.

22/08/2021

Today that silly Alfred came and bit me again. I am now lying on my mommy's bed hoping that I do not get an abscess. I don't like abscesses. They hurt. My mom says I must stay with her and she will watch me carefully.

I was a little scared earlier today when he bit me but since then I have had nice foodie and I chased the birds at the birdbath. I was just too slow to catch one.

I did catch one earlier this week and I brought it home to eat. My mom nearly burst a vein. She threw me and my bird out into the garden. I played with it a bit first and then I ate it. I like bird. They are all crunchy but the feathers stick to my mouth and make me sneeze. I have to shake my head hard to get the feathers off my face.

Just after I ate my bird, I also went and caught a mouse, which I left on the carpet for you-know-who to step on when she goes to the loo in the early hours of the morning. I laughed and laughed at the shouting and swearing - it is really funny. But she did throw my mouse over the wall into the veld. When she does that, I can't find it again. But that's okay, the owls or crows will find it - I like to share.

I will let you know if I start hurting from mad Alfred's bite. I have to be so caeful you know. I read in the news that there is rabies in our area. Mom will take me for shots - I don't know what that means, but I hope it's nice. Although I don't really like going in the car. I hope getting shots does not mean I have to go in the car. I'll have to ask Khaleesi.

Anyhoooo. I am going to continue my nap now. I hope you are having a good Sunday.

08/08/2021

I was sitting on my verandah minding my own business when stupid Alfred from next door came into my garden and attacked me - right on my own verandah. I tried to fight him off but I mostly screamed for my mom to come and help me, 'cause Alfred is big and mean. I don't know why he doesn't stay away from me.

When my mom shouted at him he ran and jumped over the fence back to his own garden. My mom shouted so loudly that Lilly's mom came running over to see what was going on.

Lilly's mom made my mom some coffee. My mom was very cross with Alfred - she was so cross that she was shaking. The last time Alfred bit me, I had to go to the vet. I hope I don't have to go the vet. He sticks a cold thing up my bum and then pokes me with a needle and puts a bandage on me. Then my mom puts that stuff down my throat. I don't like that.

This time Alfred bit me on my tail and you guys know that I don't like it if ANYBODY touches my tail. Now it got bit. I'm cross with Afred - but I am also scared of him. He does not have to bite me every time I see him. I don't know why he even comes into my garden. And every time he has bitten me, I have been in my own house or garden. Alfred is naughty. I don't like him.

My mom picked me up and kissed it better for me.

Lilly's mom says Lilly should come and stay with me for a bit - she will chase Alfred all the way home then he won't bother me again. I'm also going to tell Khaleesi. Khaleesi isn't scared of Alfred. She will bite him very sore.

Now LIlly is also hurt. She jumped over her fence to come and see what the shouting was about and she tore her skin open. Her mom and my mom were talking, saying that we both might have to go to the vet. Bad Alfred.

This is my upset face.

04/08/2021

My mom was out of the house all day. So when she came back I got into my favourite spot when she was trying to have a nap. She kisses me on my head and then she stops. Then I have to show her that I need more kisses. I like head kisses a lot.

29/07/2021

That time when the monkey...
I heard my mom yelling at me to get off the table. I wasn't even on the table I was sleeping on the bed in the spare room. I heard her yelling again. She was in her room. I yawned and stretched and walked to her room to see what was going on and at the very same moment, she came rushing out of her room screaming and waving her arms around and running as fast as she could to the kitchen. She had her hands raised above her head and she was really screaming loudly.

I walked past the desk to see what she was screaming at and there was this big creature on the dining room table - I got such a fright I ran to my hidey hole, erm... I mean my strategy room... on the bookshelf - but NOT BEFORE I saw the creature grab some fruit and run out the back door. I heard my mom running after it and shouting and then she slammed the door shut. I was still hiding.

A few hours later, I was sitting in the sun outside, I heard her screaming again. I ran into the house to see if I could help her but that creature was there again. This time, he was carrying an egg in each hand and was running out the room as fast as his legs could carry him. He dropped one of the eggs on the floor as he ran. Man!!!! What a mess that was. My mom slipped on the egg and fell right on her bum. She repeatedly shouted that F word that she likes to use. I was back in my strategy room quicker than anybody could say Flash Gordon. I waited there for a long time. I think I fell asleep.

When I came out, the egg was cleaned up and the creature was gone. My mon, err... the feeder was talking to someone on the phone and I could work out that the creature was called a monkey. I don't care what it is called - it was very scary and I'm sure it has very big teeth. That is why I had to go to my strategy room to work out how to defeat this creature.

Well, the rest of the day was quiet and in the afternoon Khaleesi came home for a visit. I walked out into the garden with her and that creature was sitting on the grass. I ran a safe distance away but Khallesi ran up to it, yelling, "Come George! Look!!! We have a new friend." I immediately ran into the house and screamed, Moooooooom!!!! Mooooooooom!!!!!. She knew there was trouble immediately and as she walked out onto the veranda, I peaked around the wall to see if she was going to save Khaleesi from this beast.

The creature just ran and jumped on a very high wall and sat there, looking at my mom and Khaleesi. I stayed behind the curtain in the house ready to protect the front door the minute the creature came near it.

THEN!!!!!! My mom watched the creature and Khaleesi watched the creature and Khaleesi was even cleaning her fur as if it was an ordinary day out in the sun. I was very worried that this creature was going to jump off the wall and come and steal more eggs.

My mom came back into the house and poured herself a glass of wine. A GLASS OF WINE!!!!! And then she sat on the verandah looking at the creature who was now eating the fruit my mom puts out for the birds. The fruit is NOT HIS FOOD!!!! It's for the birds, so they can come into MY GARDEN and I can CATCH THEM AND EAT THEM!!!!! Even if I'm too slow to catch many. AND he was eating the fruit!!!!!

I was very cross with the creature and my mom and Khaleesi for pretending that this was a friendly and cute creature. Eventually, WHEN ALL THE FRUIT WAS FINISHED, the creature left.

Phew. It could have been a lot more terrible. But it seemed okay and everything went back to normal again. I really do not like it if other creatures come into my house and my garden. My fur gets all sticky uppy!!!

Then I went and had a nap on the feeder's bed. Phew - what a day that was.