South Africa viral videos

18/06/2024

THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't r**e.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for s*x.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

32. Bros DO NOT rush for selfies.

33. Never break up with the girl that bring food to the gang.

34. Even if you're caught red-handed, deny everything. 😎

35. Dress well, no matter the occasion.

Sup Bro 🤜🤛

Always Remember num. 34 is very important..

23/05/2024

When a South African man proposed to his girlfriend at a KFC, a so called "Journalist" decided to shame the man for being "broke" on Twitter. Her shaming then backfired when several companies offered to fund the couple's dream wedding and help them get started in this new chapter of their lives.

10/04/2024

Let's fight

10/04/2024

Limpopo

10/04/2024

Please don't call him jesus 😄

25/03/2024

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R**e".
29th day= Police case.

16/02/2024

Let's pray for Congo

15/08/2023

🇿🇦 South African rapper Nasty C was doing well, and he was taking over the entire music industry by 2019. Then, American record label Def Jam came and told us they would make him a global star. In the end, they ruined his career 💔.

When Def Jam came in with their joint venture deal with Nasty C, every African was expecting Nasty C to be at the level of DaBaby, Travis Scott, and mini Drake by 2023.

The record label was supposed to provide Nasty C with the resources they had to make sure he got to the top of the global music scene, but what happened?

In the beginning of 2023, the kid who was supposed to be Africa's biggest rapper was broke and struggling to patch his ruined career.

These people did not come to help us. ❌ They saw Nasty C was taking over, so they came with money to fool us and stop him from excelling. They did the same thing with some Nigerian stars like Ice Prince.

Happy to know the boy learned his lesson and finding his way back to the Top ⏫

We don't need them to write our own history ❌
The African tribe is big enough to celebrate and make our own the stars they want to become 🌍❤️‍

15/08/2023

She's so cute 🥰❣️

25/07/2023

Top 20 most Advanced countries in Africa 🌍

1. South Africa 🇿🇦
2. Morocco 🇲🇦
3. Tunisia 🇹🇳
4. Botswana 🇧🇼
5. Kenya 🇰🇪
6. Egypt 🇪🇬
7. Ghana 🇬🇭
8. Namibia 🇳🇦
9. Senegal 🇸🇳
10. Tanzania 🇹🇿
11. Uganda🇺🇬
12. Ivory Coast 🇮🇪
13. Rwanda 🇷🇼
14. Nigeria 🇳🇬
15. Zambia 🇿🇲
16. Algeria 🇩🇿
17. Angola 🇦🇴
18. Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
19. Ethiopia 🇪🇹
20. Cameroon🇨🇲

Following South Africa viral videos

Source: WIPO
📸 Lusaka City, Zambia

05/07/2023

An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit, when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS (Volume 1)

He opened the first (1st) page which said: "To start the engine, press the red button...". He did so, and the airplane engine started...

He was happy and opened the next page...:
"To get the airplane moving, press the blue button... "He did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed...

He wanted to fly, so he opened the third (3rd) page which said: To let the airplane fly, please press the green button... "He did so and the plane started to fly...

He was excited...!!

After twenty (20) minutes of flying, he was satisfied, and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth (4th) page... and page four (4) says; "To be able to know how to land a plane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop!"

*Moral Lesson*

Never attempt anything without complete information

*Half Education is not only dangerous but destructive!!!* A word is enough for the wise.

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25/06/2023

04/06/2023

Mr zimba Vs kidist

31/05/2023

South stand on its relationship with Russia

The International Criminal Court (ICC) says it expects SA to comply with the Rome Statute when Pretoria hosts the Brics annual summit, which Russian President Vladimir Putin has been invited to attend.
SA should comply with Putin arrest warrant, says ICC
The International Criminal Court issued a warrant of arrest against Russia's president, Vladimir Putin in March for alleged war crimes in Ukraine
As a signatory to the Rome Statute, SA is compelled to arrest Putin in line with the warrant of arrest issued by the ICC in March against Russia’s president for alleged war crimes in Ukraine. ..

29/03/2023

If the Bible people had phones.

29/03/2023

When the designer is from Limpopo this is what you gonna pay for.

20/03/2023

Any news bafwethu

12/03/2023

It's now a crime to be a celebrate in South Africa.

Rest easy Costa Titch