06/06/2023
SIKATAI niko na bibiπ.. but haka kadem kamekuja kwa plot manze ni fire π. To make matters worse, tushaanza kuvibe, number tumeExchange and guess what, kashaniitia date, makofi π. I had to lie to my wife,,, sister yangu mwenye anakaa Nakuru ni msick. I have to attend to her, my wife being that fine girl too, hakukataa, alikubali then mimi huyo 8pm natoka in the name of going to Nakuru.
Of course siendi Nakuru, naenda kwa Sylvia, the 2 months old tenant, na kako single sijai ona kakiwa na mtu, makofi π π.
Natoka naenda hadi tao just to buy time ndio by saa mbili nirudi k**a wife amelala then niingie kwa Sylvia bila wasiwasi π. Plan inaenda tu fiti, saa mbili inafika nacallπ² wife nmwambia babe, guess what nishafika Nakuru, siz stable kiasi so acha nilale tuongee morningπ. Good night love, good night too, story inakatika mimi huyo kwa Sylviaππ.
Around saa mbili na nusu, tukiwa kwa Sylvia, tunasikia mtu akibishaβ kumbe ni bibi yangu. Of course Sylvia anamjua so ananisignal najificha. Mimi huyo chini ya kitanda. Natense, jashoπ₯΅ manze nikidhani maybe ashajua niko kwa Sylvia, kumbe si venye nafikiria, amekuja tu kuomba kitu, makofi πππ₯. "Hey, sasa Sylvia, please uko na condom nane unisaidie? Hii kituπ leo lazima inuke mayai choma" now ngoja kwanza, hiyo makofi usipige kwanza, bibi yangu, siko kwa nyumba, condom nane anaomba za niniπ€? Leave alone that one, ju Sylvia alimpea, mtu ambaye sijai ona akiwa na chali condoms anakaa nazo za niniπ?
As we speak nimetoka Nakuru na 10minutes niko kwangu nabishaβ bibi amekataa kufungua anasema mimi ni pepo anajua niko Nakuru.π
Mlisema bunduki ni pesa ngapi??
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