Detroit House of Pain

06/14/2020

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06/12/2017

Savage Love: Get out

Savage Love: Get out

Q: I hate how my boyfriend has s*x with me. He is 40 years old. It used to be fine, but a year ago he...

05/17/2017

Mark your calendars, all you naughty nature nymphs!!! The annual event that has created our pervy play parties of infamy returns JUNE 24th - A MIDSUMMERS WET DREAM.... You will not want to miss this year's rendition of DHP's dirty take on the Shakespeare classic! Castratta L Pain Sarah Brianne Rastenis Aaron VanDis Kitty Paige Marcus Concernicus

04/01/2017

About

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Antonia Crane is a writer, Moth Slam winner and writing instructor in Los Angeles. She is the author of the memoir, “Spent” (Barnacle Books, Rare Bird, 2014). She has written for The New York Times, Quartz: Atlantic Media, The Toast, Pl***oy, Cosmopolitan, Salon, The Believer, The Rumpus, Buzzfeed,…

04/01/2017

Va**na 101.

https://www.elephantjournal.com/2015/02/vagina-101/

Hear me when I say this ladies: it takes patience and careful attention attuned to our responses to get us into the space where we can totally let go.

04/01/2017

PERIFIT: Improve bladder control and core strength

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/perifit-improve-bladder-control-and-core-strength #/

Get a fast and permanent recovery with Perifit, the powerful exercise tracker for your pelvic floor. | Crowdfunding is a democratic way to support the fundraising needs of your community. Make a contribution today!

04/01/2017

5 Important Things We Learned About S*x From Experts at the S*xual Health Expo

http://www.laweekly.com/arts/5-important-things-we-learned-about-s*x-from-experts-at-the-s*xual-health-expo-7910252

At last weekend’s S*xual Health Expo, in between the te****le di**os, genitalia-shaped novelty items and the plethora of rainbow-colored silicon doodads that throb to your playlist of choice, s*xual health educators of every stripe offered nuanced and intelligent perspectives on s*x. For those unabl...

04/01/2017

What S*x Guides Say About Our Changing Ideas on S*x | Broadly

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/alternative-inclusive-s*x-guides

A new crop of inclusive advice books aims to show readers that s*x is whatever you want it to be.

04/01/2017

We Asked: Do Yogis Have Better S*x?

http://www.yogajournal.com/article/lifestyle/asked-yogis-better-s*x/

Here, insights and �evidence from academics, yogis, and other experts in the fields of �conscious living, social criticism, and neurology for the answer.

03/13/2017

One Space, LLC

One Space, LLC

Sacred S*xuality workshop in Ann Arbor, and more

03/11/2017

Master Hercules: Therapeutic Dom

Master Hercules: Therapeutic Dom

Here’s Why *x Feels So Good, According To

03/11/2017

The Pleasure Coach

The Pleasure Coach

Sorry, Gay Guys, I’m Not Here For Your Casual Misogyny

03/11/2017

The Pleasure Coach

The Pleasure Coach

Erotic GIFs Celebrate Psychedelics, Sci-Fi, and S*x

03/11/2017

The End is Near—5 Warning signs of a Break-up.

The End is Near—5 Warning signs of a Break-up.

If only we could see and accept things as they truly are—we could save ourselves a certain degree of heartache

03/10/2017

Elephant Journal

Elephant Journal

When she pushes you away, love her harder.

03/10/2017

Elephant Love: Loneliness, Dating & Relationships

Elephant Love: Loneliness, Dating & Relationships

I think I need a minute...

03/10/2017

I Choose You. After a Hundred Lifetimes, I’d still Choose You.

I Choose You. After a Hundred Lifetimes, I’d still Choose You.

We accept what we think we deserve, yet run from anything that challenges us...

01/20/2017

Dear FetLife (And Other Kinky People): You Don’t Have The Luxury Of Being Apolitical Anymore. | Ferrett Steinmetz

Everything you do is political act...

http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2017/01/dear-fetlife-and-other-kinky-people-you-dont-have-the-luxury-of-being-apolitical-anymore/

New rule: if you have complained more about FetLife’s new bans on FetLife than you have spent time complaining to your politicians, you probably deserve to lose access to FetLife.

01/14/2017

I met this mad man over two decades ago, back before the Dirty Show became the annual landmark Detroit event that appeals to the masses, back when it all started in the ending days of Orbit Magazine's little office, where we could get away with showing sensational delights that could get us into trouble today! And while the nostalgic side of me misses those days of reckless youth, I am quite honored to say that I can call the Vile Visionary a friend. Even more so, I am humbled to still be a part of The Dirty Show, a sensational spectacle or erotic art that is going on its 18th year of growth and progression! Who knew that dirty delights for the human sense of s*xy stimulation could take on so many artistic forms?!? I'll tell you who, this gregarious guy right here! Congratulations on leading the helm into another year of erotic art that will titillate the countless many, while pushing the boundaries of several others to the point where they might even faint. You guys rock, cuz it's going to be another excellent year of erotic expression!....... And if those of you who are reading this because you were baited in by my bodacious bewbs have never had the pervy pleasure of experiencing the erotic eminence of art that is THE DIRTY SHOW, I strongly advise you get your tickets early, as this epic event SELLS OUT FAST EVERY YEAR! Don't be left out in the cold with your proverbial dick in your hand, get your ass to NOIR LEATHER before the end of January to capture your golden ticket! Tell them that Lady Pain sent you. If you wait until last minute, and come crying to buy tickets after this spectacular show sells out, your tears will only excite those of us who have the pleasure of denying you for being a Tardy Teddy! :P

01/02/2017

Next DHP Open House is January 14th.

12/09/2016

Fe**sh People

Fe**sh People

Michael Bugard’s Dark Optimism Michael Bugard is an artist who is redolent of both redneckville and Paris in the 1920s, though I’m pretty sure he has never visited the city of light. Pe…

12/05/2016

Click here to support Shaman course for Lady Pain by Dante Palmieri

So, with Lady Pain's birthday approaching next week, a friend had asked what She desires in the way of gifts. This. This is the thing that She desires most: more knowledge. She has all the tangible things a girl could need; besides, materialistic objects are not of the greatest interest to her. However, taking a course like this would really diversify her knowledge. So help her help you. If you're one of the people interested in giving her a gift this year, help give her the gift of knowledge so that She can share it with you!

This is a fundraiser to help the one and only Lady Pain offset the cost of attending the Sacred S*xuality Shamanic Intensive, an apprenticeship hosted by Leslie Blackburn.

12/02/2016

Should we host a NYE party?

11/23/2016

For those messaging me about the gathering at DHP next weekend,

Thank you for your enthusiasm. However, I require that you please practice patience. I will get back to you, promise!

I ask that you take into account that while I don't want to disregard anyone, I've also been going through very drastic life changes, changes that have taken a toll and demanded that I focus on myself for a change. Remember, I am but a mortal like you; I know that many of you see my capacities as boundless, but there are junctures in my life at which I must give time to myself, so that I may continue to give so much of myself to you.

We are starting a holiday weekend. I recommend that you focus on your loved ones and take a breath of gratitude as I plan to. You haven't missed your chance to attend our intimate gathering. I hope to communicate before Monday. Although, if you're really that eager to be vetted, you can find me at the Tangent Gallery tonight (points to those who actually follow this suggestion).

~CLP

11/07/2016

Detroit Metro Times

We at DHP endorse this doctor; it's so rare to have a physician that you can be candid with.

He is an advocate for transgender people and is most certainly an advocate for their health.

10/25/2016

Elephant Journal

Elephant Journal

It's a fine line:

10/24/2016

Detroit House Of Pain

With another amazing year of running Theatre Bizarre's FISTITORIUM behind us, we at DHP have decided to take this Halloween weekend off from events, and simply make some s*xy art and prepare our playhouse for the Naked Masquerade on November 5th. For those of you who were in attendance, we hope you enjoyed the sensations we shared with you. For those who were unable to get into Lady Pain's room of tortured souls, we wish we could share all the dirty deeds that were done, but it's best we follow the fight club model on this one. Just know that it might be better for you that your didn't make it into our sadistic space.

10/18/2016

The Pleasure Coach

The Pleasure Coach

**M as Harm Reduction - Research indicates that B**M behavior can have positive benefits ... *xualhealth

10/17/2016

Theatre Bizarre at Detroit's Masonic Temple

Who is coming to round 2?

During Theatre Bizarre, performers constantly rotate on and off the many small stages throughout the Masonic Temple during Theatre Bizarre at the Masonic Temple in Detroit on Saturday. October 15, 2016.

10/16/2016

87 spine-tinglingly creepy photos from Theatre Bizarre Charity Gala - Detroit Metro Times Galleries

Still one more weekend to experience the exotic delights of the greatest masquerade on earth!

10/16/2016

Theatre Bizarre Is Back This Weekend and Earns a National Magazine Preview

Warning: the Fistitorium is not for the weak of heart or flesh. It is not a show, but an interactive experience. If you do not enjoy the pleasure in pain, steer clear of that room. There are like 800 other things to entertain you instead, because when you enter the room of Lady Pain's Tortured Souls, you will be expected to submit.

The two-weekend event at Masonic Temple is described as a "giant house party, burlesque show, performance art piece, multi-story dance club and...

10/07/2016

Find us in the Fistitorium.... If you dare!!!

Zombo writhes with elation dear followers, for our Preview Gala on October 14th has officially SOLD OUT! There are still tickets available for the Gala October 21st and both main events October 15th & 22nd but DO NOT DELAY!

Tickets: http://theatrebizarre.com/store/

10/03/2016

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Without fail, autumn is always our busiest season at DHP. With shows and guest appearances, and our annual Naked Masquerade stretching out the Halloween season, our big party gets bumped back to November. So with no longer delay, here's the busy month of events that you can find us at:

• October 8th guest lecture on consent and aftercare at the ConClave. http://conclavesf.net

• October 14th, 15th, 21st & 22nd performing in the Fistitorium at Theatre Bizarre. The greatest masquerade on earth, this is not an event to miss! http://theatrebizarre.com

• October 29th performance at Haunted Kingdom. http://hauntedkingdom.com

• November 5th is our annual NAKED MASQUERADE https://fetlife.com/events/476316

• November 12th we help lead the Church of S*xual Humanism's second educational congregation on a**l pleasure and health. https://fetlife.com/groups/125751

•November 26th Skyler's Bo***ge Birthday Bash.... Details and event page coming soon!

So there it is in a nutshell, our crazy busy next two months! So if you like playing with the members of DHP, those are the places that you can find us. We highly recommend attending our NAKED MASQUERADE, as it is one of our more elaborate events that includes performances, prizes, games, and other surprises!

Come December, we will be laying low in Detroit, to prepare to take our performances on the road. Then after the holidays, we will be booking another group shoot/ photo party. So we ask our followers to keep their eyes on our group for further details.

https://fetlife.com/groups/125751