Michael Rye, Officiant

02/16/2024

Ready to go... so no need to tell you where I am.

01/26/2024

01/01/2024

All dressed up and ready to go.
But all the humans were a no show.
Went to bed, left me alone to see the New Year in all alone.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, 2024.

12/31/2023

It's almost 2024, I'm 62 years old and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where’s the beef...how to get to Sesame Street or San Jose... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a chuppa chupp......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails... why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Wally?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from his brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me... Copy and Paste, add your age, and enjoy your day.

Have a happy New Year.

12/25/2023

Roxanna and David were married at the Meadowlark Botanical Gardens in Vienna, VA. They were married on their 10th Anniversary of being together, a truly blessed couple.
Video credit to FRNFMEDIA.

12/17/2023

Hello 🔵 It's official. Signed at 6:39. It even came on tv.
Mine really turned blue. Don't forget, the new Facebook rule starts tomorrow (aka... New name META) Where they can use your photos. Dont forget the deadline is today!!! I do not give Facebook or any company affiliated with Facebook permission to use my past and future photos, information, messages or posts.
With this statement, I inform Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to publish, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The violation of privacy can be punished by law.
NOTICE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must publish such a note.
Whoever wants can copy and paste this version. Failure to post a statement at least once will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as information in profile and status posts.
DO NOT SHARE. Copy and Paste.
Here's how it works:
Hold your finger anywhere in this message and copy will pop up. Click the copy button. Then go to your page, create a new message and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will appear and click Paste.
This will bypass the system....
He who does nothing agrees.